In the books, characters like Chuck routinely had orgies with Kati and Is, and they didn't' even bother going into detail because it was just so "whatever, this is their lives." Books FTW. #gossipgirlthreesome
Yeah, the OMGTHREESOME was crap and not at all what I'd been secretly hoping for. But. Anyone can say what they will about the show. I will keep watching it voraciously for Chuck Bass. Seriously, it's not just that he's unbearably hot, really. He has the most devastatingly awesome lines of all the characters. I mean, of all of them, he's the most entertaining. And I like Blair, too, because she's just so ridiculous.
Actually, the threesome will be shown in flashback clips during the next two episodes.
and jacob's summaries of the show on Television Without Pity are astounding. the show has some good things going for it despite josh schwartz's inability to keep a coherent plotline for more than three episodes.
@bess marvin, girl detective: I like that Jacob puts so much work into analyzing the show (though his recaps are too long for me to read most of the time), but it bothers me that he rarely criticizes it. He gives just about every episode an A+. #gossipgirlthreesome
@JessaFields: actually he does, but not as often as he should. i think the criticisms that most people lob at the show is what he enjoys about it. #gossipgirlthreesome
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2) I'm excited that Silent Gay wants to take down Shitty Fashion Designer Wannabe Who I Want to Punch in Her Over-Lipglossed Pout. #gossipgirlthreesome
@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My boyfriend asked when they added "the underage coke whore" character to the show. I couldn't figure out if she was wearing granny panties as shorts or a skirt the size of a bandage out in public. More: those gloves (lagerfeld/lohan 2008). More: that weave needs to be taken out, shot, and given a proper burial. These stylists need to be hogtied. #gossipgirlthreesome
"If you two want to kiss, it wouldn't be cheating."
Oh, Chuck Bass you scamp.
He needs his own show. The Chuck and Blair Bad Time Happy Hour could feature Minion Auditions, watching Chuck get fitted into (and out of) couture, and a threesome between him, James McAvoy & me. #gossipgirlthreesome
@girlgonemild: As long as Blair/Leighton only does covers of songs from Funny Face, I'll watch. If she goes anywhere near her own album, it's over. #gossipgirlthreesome
@FireflyinJuly: I was hoping for a Chuck-related threesome... but not with Dan. Dan bores me to tears and Nate is too girly-pretty to be even slightly attractive. Which leaves no eligible males for Chuck to play with. I was hoping he would wake up entangled with some random men he met on his Lost Weekend. Highly disappointed that three of the most sexless characters of the show ended up in the threesome. #gossipgirlthreesome
I'm not digging Hoda's frock, but she can do no wrong in my book. She gets a permanent pass. I love her, and I don't know why, but she just makes me smile. And goddamn, Jennifer Hudson. I've said it before, but she is absolutely jaw-droppingly beautiful. Seriously. She's, like, captivating. #angelball
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But yeah. Chuck Bass. Take me to your lounge, pls. #gossipgirlthreesome
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and jacob's summaries of the show on Television Without Pity are astounding. the show has some good things going for it despite josh schwartz's inability to keep a coherent plotline for more than three episodes.
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nah, it's all jacob. #gossipgirlthreesome
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xoxo #gossipgirlthreesome
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I LOVE HIM #gossipgirlthreesome
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Oh, Chuck Bass you scamp.
He needs his own show. The Chuck and Blair Bad Time Happy Hour could feature Minion Auditions, watching Chuck get fitted into (and out of) couture, and a threesome between him, James McAvoy & me. #gossipgirlthreesome
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