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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    That is going to haunt me forever. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    *blink* *blink* *blink*

    I didn't know 26 years of a well-balanced, emotionally healthy environment could be undone in 51 seconds. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    That pro-abstinence line just made me shoot yogurt out of my nose. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/06/09

    @kookla: Yogurt. Suuuuuuuuuuure. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/06/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: I realized as I typed it, that it came out wrong. Wait, I did it again. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    I don't think I can ever wear a cowl-neck sweater again. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Runaddict Runaddict
    11/06/09

    @o-line: Really? I was half thinking of wearing one out to dinner tonight and doing a dramatic reenactment of this video for my friends. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11/06/09

    @Runaddict: I already hearted you.

    But this is why. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/06/09

    @Runaddict: I would promote this if it weren't promoted. You slay me! #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Well, he lasted 51 seconds, made a mess and couldn't go again. Seems pretty accurate. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/06/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: And he made weird noises the whole time and wouldn't cuddle. I won't be watching again. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    If you could use semen to clean yourself, I'd have the most disinfected pair of tits ever.
    ...
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    Image of spunkay spunkay
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Ha, now I have to explain to my boss why I'm laughing so hard. Awkward. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: No it wasn't! Clean boobs FTW! #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    I put it back.

    ..just in case they're out there: IT people, dooon't juudge meee!
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Have you ever noticed that come can smell vaguely like bleach?

    You saw it here first. Start selling it as a Method brand at Target, Eleanor. Make millions. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy: I wonder how my boyfriend would feel about this. HAHA Oh man. What would he say if he saw this. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy: Or, you know, it can smell totally like new-mown grass. Whenever summer rolls around and the neighbors get their lawn mowers out, I am in heaven. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    I think I'm going to try out celibacy for awhile. The high pitched peeping was...disturbing. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Uhhhh, was that from a kids' show? A dancing penis rubbing its own jizz into its skin? I might need to take a breather before my next anti-Puritan rant about 'murrica. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of shannanigans slash pterodactyl shannanigans slash pterodactyl
    11/06/09

    @yvanehtnioj: looks like it was from belgium #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/06/09

    @shannanigans slash pterodactyl: Got that. Hence my comment: if this is what they put on kids' shows in Belgium, then maybe America being prudish isn't such a bad thing. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Norton Norton
    11/06/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I think it was a reference to Silence of the Lambs?

    "It puts the jizz on its foreskin, or else it gets the hose again." #whimsicalpenis
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    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment Norton was starred Norton was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    01:47 AM

    @Norton: Yes. Sunny1's comment was a Silence of the Lambs reference. (And a very funny one.) My original comment was not.

    And this is the most explaining I've ever done for any comment, ever. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Norton Norton
    02:41 AM

    @yvanehtnioj: Ack, sorry, I thought you'd replied to SUNNY1. Ah, well. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Wow. This was like Groundhog day for my virginity. I see this, and whoop! Another twenty something years is fine by me! I will commence backing slowly towards the door in 3...2...1... #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    Between this and Penn Jilette's bull testicles comments, this show is turning into Top Chef After Dark. Love it! #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    I love Tom, not just because he knows how to set up a joke, but because he also wrote an article that taught me how to cook the best steak EVER.
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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    I was confused about this challenge. Why couldn't they use pasta, rice, tofu, etc to add to the dishes? it seemed like they were only allowed to use vegetables, when vegetarians can eat things besides that. #natalieportmantopchef
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    10/29/09

    @Thistledew: I was SO BAFFLED by that. You almost never see pasta dishes on Top Chef, which makes me sad because it's my faaaavorite food. Team Pasta ftw! #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    10/29/09

    @Ultraprison!: I just read Gails blog in bravotv.com and she said they were encoraged to use dry goods like lentils, beans, etc, as well as cheeses and things like that. I have no idea why none of them did! #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of lovecake lovecake
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    She disgusts me after her support of Polanski. Any amusement I would have found in this in the past is completely gone. #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of SidheDragon SidheDragon
    10/29/09

    @lovecake: I hate that I feel I must agree with you here. Quite a few people have lost me in the wake of this Polanski situation. #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of ellesbelles ellesbelles
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    since i pretty much try to speak exclusively in "thats what s/he saids" and double entendres, does that mean i can be on top chef now? as a panelist, of course. i don't want to cook the food, i just want to eaaaaaat it... #natalieportmantopchef
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    10/29/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes
    I love how giddy Padma is with the girly girls! And I have to give Colicchio some props for setting that joke up. He knew what he was doing. #natalieportmantopchef
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