@o-line: Really? I was half thinking of wearing one out to dinner tonight and doing a dramatic reenactment of this video for my friends. #whimsicalpenis
@Jeremy: Or, you know, it can smell totally like new-mown grass. Whenever summer rolls around and the neighbors get their lawn mowers out, I am in heaven. #whimsicalpenis
Uhhhh, was that from a kids' show? A dancing penis rubbing its own jizz into its skin? I might need to take a breather before my next anti-Puritan rant about 'murrica. #whimsicalpenis
@shannanigans slash pterodactyl: Got that. Hence my comment: if this is what they put on kids' shows in Belgium, then maybe America being prudish isn't such a bad thing. #whimsicalpenis
Wow. This was like Groundhog day for my virginity. I see this, and whoop! Another twenty something years is fine by me! I will commence backing slowly towards the door in 3...2...1... #whimsicalpenis
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I was confused about this challenge. Why couldn't they use pasta, rice, tofu, etc to add to the dishes? it seemed like they were only allowed to use vegetables, when vegetarians can eat things besides that. #natalieportmantopchef
@Thistledew: I was SO BAFFLED by that. You almost never see pasta dishes on Top Chef, which makes me sad because it's my faaaavorite food. Team Pasta ftw! #natalieportmantopchef
@Ultraprison!: I just read Gails blog in bravotv.com and she said they were encoraged to use dry goods like lentils, beans, etc, as well as cheeses and things like that. I have no idea why none of them did! #natalieportmantopchef
@lovecake: I hate that I feel I must agree with you here. Quite a few people have lost me in the wake of this Polanski situation. #natalieportmantopchef
since i pretty much try to speak exclusively in "thats what s/he saids" and double entendres, does that mean i can be on top chef now? as a panelist, of course. i don't want to cook the food, i just want to eaaaaaat it... #natalieportmantopchef
I love how giddy Padma is with the girly girls! And I have to give Colicchio some props for setting that joke up. He knew what he was doing. #natalieportmantopchef
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I didn't know 26 years of a well-balanced, emotionally healthy environment could be undone in 51 seconds. #whimsicalpenis
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But this is why. #whimsicalpenis
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..just in case they're out there: IT people, dooon't juudge meee!
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You saw it here first. Start selling it as a Method brand at Target, Eleanor. Make millions. #whimsicalpenis
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"It puts the jizz on its foreskin, or else it gets the hose again." #whimsicalpenis
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And this is the most explaining I've ever done for any comment, ever. #whimsicalpenis
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