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    Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    Jesus. Just... no. NO ONE owns someone elses genitals. NO ONE.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    OOOWWWW. Oh man. My imaginary penis hates this woman. Or maybe I should call it my sympathy penis. Either way, Jebus Christ, lady. That's what DIVORCE is for. Instead of his penis, you get to own the house and all (or at least half) of his dough.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    I am honestly kind of horrified at the levity with which this is being treated.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    For some reason, The Doors "Come on Baby Light My Fire" is playing in my head.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    I... I'm simultaneously horrified and giggling (<-the picture!) - mostly horrified.
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    Image of Mr_Human Mr_Human
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    A lot of the commenters here are seriously damaged. A man is dead. If the genders had been reversed, there would be all sorts of (justified) outrage.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/05/09

    @Mr_Human: Yep. I feel like I'm going crazy when things like this happen and am happy to know I'm not the only one who feels this way.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    this reminds me of a case a defense attorney once told me about. the woman was tried for shooting her husband to death. one of the autopsy photos showed a tattoo on the victim's penis that said "this dick belongs to [wife's name]"


    Yeah. That's right. A tattoo. On his penis.


    And she had a pretty long name too.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    Y'know, I've experienced some penis that I've really liked in this short life of mine, but I never wanted to take any of it with me.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    This actually amused me, and then I felt ashamed and realised that I'm probably going to hell.


    But come on, we've all fantasised about cutting a cheating boyfriend's genitals off at one time or another!


    (Is it just me?!)

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    Image of laurasaurus laurasaurus
    01/05/09

    @Glitterbug: Fun story, which is less about relationship vengeance and more about men's genitals: I had a friend whose brother had a friend (it's not as urban-myth-like as it sounds) who was once playing rugby and caught the ball and subsequently was tackled to the ground at such an angle as to dislocate his hip. Thus, being a tough guy and not wanting to ruin the game for his team, he decided to just click it back in and deal with the ball and then get off the field. Except that, well, when he clicked it back in, he caught one of his testicles in the joint. And then tore 2 (or was it 3?) vocal chords screaming.


    The single most painful thing I have ever heard of, although this post is vying very hard for that position.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/05/09

    @laurasaurus: Next time I give myself a paper cut, I promise not to snivel. Good God.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/05/09

    @laurasaurus: OW! My god, my eyes are watering at the very thought. At least the guy in the article was put out of his misery...!
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    Image of llamalash★ llamalash★
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    All of this could have been avoided if someone had only told her she CAN own his penis (replica) by simply making a mold of it. A quick google search indicates she could have even had her choice of colors!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/05/09

    @llamalash: Tracie even showed us how to do it with chocolate awhile back. Geez, this woman should have done her googling.
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    I just have to say, this post is making my heart burst with love for you Jezzies. Obviously this is NOT an amusing tale; however, here I am laughing at my work computer, trying to be quiet, with tears running down my face.


    Thank you.

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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    I'm really curious as to how burning an um, bodily appendage (can I even call a penis an appendage? Anyway...) makes it yours.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    01/05/09

    @Lyesmith: If I can't have it, neither can you! Cutting off the nose to spite the face; it works wonders.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    Yes, because he'd really still be able to fuck her after she burnt his penis.


    Seriously. Do these people just not think about their actions for more than a split second.


    "Hey, I know! I'll just kill my whole family so I can be with my BF forever/burn my husbands penis off/kill my teenage girlfriend because I love her so."

    *thud*

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    01/05/09

    @haguenite: Oh what crazy things people do for love...
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    And yeah, we don't laugh at the stories of women getting set on fire/mutilated by their posessive male partners, so I'm not sure what's up with all the levity in here.


    There is a time and place to pun, ladies, and methinks this is not it.

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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/05/09

    @exelizabeth: I agree with you. I fail to see the humor. There would never be a funny joke picture accompanying any of the articles posted here about the countless women set of fire by their husbands, and people would never crack jokes about the victims.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/05/09

    @aubonpam: of=on.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/05/09

    @exelizabeth: You're right. It's really tempting, though, because of all the alternate words/euphemisms for the penis. We need a non-criminal penis story for punning purposes.


    I hope the court takes this woman's crimes seriously and punishes her for them.

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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/05/09

    In reply to Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"
    This is not the kind of gender equality I like to see. Sadly, if you reverse the genders, how common is this attitude of having a "right" to another person's body? Thing is, it's CRIMINALLY INSANE no matter the gender of the perpetrator.
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