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Jack_Burton
11/11/08

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As Freud would have said, "Sometimes a chandelier is, well, actually a dick."

As Bill Clinton would have said, "Do you know how many Cohibas I could buy with £3,000?"
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bowleserised
11/10/08

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A friend once suggested I offer to do Daily Cavity Berlin. I had a look at the site and got the impression it wasn't a very Berlin kind of thing... Like the time someone in London asked for a reasonably priced restaurant here and gave me a budget that would pay for about four reasonably priced Berlin meals.
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sybann
11/10/08

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"Click to enlarge." Heh. I am obvs 6 years old today.
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rollergirl76
11/10/08

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I'll settle for the real thing, thanks.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/10/08

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That's the sign of a decorator who really goes balls to the wall...
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battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
11/10/08

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Do NOT show this to P. Diddy. He will buy it immediately and use it as conversation starters about his 'package' and 'tantric lovemaking for weeks at a time.'
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Eeva
11/10/08

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It'll be perfect for my ballroom.

This is better -

[www.flickr.com]

(It's a chandelier MADE OUT OF TAMPONS.)
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/10/08

@Eeva: So you can have three -- one shaped like a penis, one made of tampons, and one made of condoms...You're totally covered for all erotic lighting situations!
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JLady
11/10/08

@Eeva: That's surprisingly beautiful. I wonder what it's like up close...
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AthertonMerriweather
11/10/08

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Must be a cool lightshow when it comes! Sparks be flyin!
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hatepaperdoll
11/10/08

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It would be fun to put that up before a dinner party and pretend you hadn't noticed anything odd about it.

Then you could say things about how well it was hung, and how long it took you to screw in the the bulbs.
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dirtybee
11/10/08

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Now, if they hooked that up to The Clapper, that would be AWESOME!
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Eleanor Ramilly
11/10/08

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I hear this is how Catherine the Great died.
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/10/08

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That's one way to intimidate the hell out of the new guy you're seeing.
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hortense
11/10/08

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The electric bill is bad enough already. There are cheaper ways to turn a penis on, is all I'm sayin.
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pandorasmittens
11/10/08

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If that thing fell it would be the best jackhammer of my LIFE.
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scullymurphy
11/10/08

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What is this cockandballs story??
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