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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    08/26/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    What some people do? When they want a regular job? They put together a resume and apply for one. This can be time consuming and cut into the time one isn't spending with one's eight children, but that's the price of a regular job.
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    portia_sue promoted this comment RedLantern was starred RedLantern was unstarred
    Image of JennaW JennaW
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Really, Patrick? You saw someone in period costume in a theater and your first thought was "it must be a ghost?"
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    JennaW was starred JennaW was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Patrick Stewart saw a ghost while performing Waiting For Godot with Ian McKellen at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, which many believe is haunted. Stewart saw a man standing in the wings wearing 19th century garb and told McKellen during intermission, "I just saw a ghost. On stage, during Act One."

    That, or it could have been a projection of my soul. weeping. for missing what must have been the most awesome theatrical performance in the history of man, woman, and beast. Sorry if it gave you a fright, Patrick Stewart. My bad.
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    I wonder if Carey Mulligan kisses as well as Shia LaBeouf's mom does.
     Reply
    NellMood promoted this comment minnesotameltdown was starred minnesotameltdown was unstarred
    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Enough people listen to BBC Radio Ulster to call in an OfCom complaint?

    "I look though everything and make what I believe is art out of it."

    Lady Gaga, this only proves that you're bad at art AND chemistry.
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    VirginiaDentata promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Wait, Debi Mazar is on DWTS? That seems a little unfair, no?
     Reply
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    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    I would like Chris Brown and Jon Gosselin to go live on the moon. They can whine at each other about how they're being treated unfairly.
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/25/09

    @Nariel: Do they have to be in this solar system?
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Nariel Nariel
    08/25/09

    @la.donna.pietra: They are not permitted to come within 2.5 million light-years of us, so they can live in the Andromeda galaxy. It's in the restraining order I filed.
     Reply
    Edited by Nariel at 08/25/09 9:38 PM Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    "Chris Brown must stay 100 years away from her."

    Oh, if only this was what the judge had really said...
     Reply
    Ailatan promoted this comment BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/25/09

    @BetteD: I know! I thought of A hundred years of solitude
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of remedios remedios
    08/25/09

    @Ailatan: You rang?
     Reply
    cwisto moweina has got yer goat promoted this comment remedios was starred remedios was unstarred
    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Doesn't True Blood set a new record like every week? Yeah wait till the finale, the numbers will be through the roof.
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    08/25/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: I CANNOT WAIT. There had better be more Eric.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara was starred katie.scarlett.o'hara was unstarred
    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    08/25/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Damn skippy!
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    let it be noted that i approve of the lovely miss mulligan, my new girl crush, to have her way with my shia pet. so it's been written, so it shall be done.
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    If Jean Luc said he saw a ghost he saw a ghost and I will cut anyone who argues otherwise. I don't care how much radiation fried his brain in the holodeck!
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09

    @TransFat: I'm with you on this one.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    08/25/09

    @TransFat: Word. Jean Luc does not fuck around. He wouldn't make that shit up.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09


    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: He can do no wrong, in my book.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/25/09

    @BabyJane: OH GOD WHERE IS HIS BODY? WHY IS HIS HEAD FLOATING LIKE THAT? AND WHY IS IT MORE AWESOME THAN SCARY WHEN HE DOES IT?
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Psst, Jon: Go. Inside. Your. House. Do not come out for six months. Nightmare over.
     Reply
    ihateyourescalade was starred ihateyourescalade was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    08/25/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Ed Hardy apparel does not grow on trees. One must earn overpriced, gaudy clothing with whoring of one's gaggle of children on national television. He is a slave to fashion.
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    Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job

    I said it this morning and I'll say it again, I expected better from Carey Mulligan.
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    08/25/09

    @Ailatan: I JUST watched Bleak House this weekend. She was adorable.
     Reply
    Ailatan promoted this comment ShanaElmsford was starred ShanaElmsford was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/25/09

    @ShanaElmsford: Did you see her in Northanger Abbey she was awesome as Isabella Thorpe.
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of JennaW JennaW
    08/25/09

    @Ailatan: Her alter ego Sally Sparrow would *never* go for Shia. I am hoping she's just Method.
     Reply
    JennaW was starred JennaW was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    Tabloids were my text books
    Well, that explains a lot.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/25/09

    @Casquivana: Still waiting on this art she speaks of to manifest in her work.
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    femputer promoted this comment Edited by TransFat at 08/25/09 7:04 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/25/09


    @Casquivana: May I make a book suggestion, Gaga?
     Reply
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    08/25/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
    If he wanted to be like Kenny Rogers, Billy Ray should have opened a fried chicken place instead of pimping out his daughter so he could have an acting job on her show.
     Reply
    Ailatan promoted this comment AnotherJenn was starred AnotherJenn was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/25/09

    @AnotherJenn: It's painfully obvious that Billy Ray knows neither when to hold 'em, nor when to fold 'em.
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    Edited by BabyJane at 08/25/09 7:24 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of applejuice applejuice
    08/25/09

    @BabyJanne: I agree. He should know when to walk away, know when to run.
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    Image of PIKITIS!! PIKITIS!!
    08/25/09

    @applejuice: He's obviously counting his money while he's sittin at the table.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Edited by PIKITIS!! at 08/25/09 11:12 PM PIKITIS!! was starred PIKITIS!! was unstarred
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