Peggy Noonan Has A Battle Of Wits With National Review Wingnut

The National Review Online »11/03/08 4:00pm11/03/08 4:00pm's editor, Kathryn Jean Lopez, is not one for internal dissent within the conservative movement — not that many conservatives are, apparently, given the backlash against people who aren't riding the Bullshit Express over a cliff a la . But on why Noonan isn't using her column to shill for…

Erin Burnett, Peggy Noonan Bear Witness To The Collapse Of The Economy... And McCain

Another Friday, another week in which our country tumbles into financial ruin, the Presidential race tumbles further into the gutter and some Americans tumble further into an ugly, inexplicable, terrifying rage...so who better to try and soothe me with assertions about how it all doesn't matter because we're just… »10/10/08 10:30am10/10/08 10:30am

So Many Good Ways To Attack McCain-Palin...So Little Time

It's finally Friday and even though Jason »9/19/08 10:00am9/19/08 10:00am and I are desperately looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow (not together - he's married!), we struggle valiantly to bring to you the best crap that the news has to offer. And what it has, unlike Ari Fleischer's asshole, is actually somewhat refreshing: plenty of good ways…

Conventional Crap: Our Patience Is At An End With The GOP

The convention is over! I'll be able to sleep again (except for today). Naturally, there's only one person with whom I »9/05/08 10:00am9/05/08 10:00am could crap about the end of two crap weeks of conventioneering, bad speeches, worse columns, Sarah Palin's cupcakes and Peggy Noonan... That's right, Moe is back!: OH FOR CHRISSAKES Don't you mean …

Peggy Noonan "Wins" Democratic Op-Ed Primary, But Finding Chicks Who Will Endorse Her Isn't Easy

Peggy Noonan. Two words I type and think: is there a smart way to say I like this woman? Kurt Andersen praises her "fair mindedness," Stephanopoulos her "tremendous insight," for which Brian Williams blogs that she deserves a Pulitzer — and probably a Peace Prize for getting none other than The Nation's William… »6/23/08 5:00pm6/23/08 5:00pm

Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson Notice?

Yesterday while Crappy Hour was in progress Barack Obama totally sold out the like MAJOR ISSUE OF HIS WHOLE POLITICAL CAREER and we didn't really talk about it because the campaign's media fellater relations department still hadn't distributed its key talking points, but then they sent out this video and as you can… »6/20/08 10:00am6/20/08 10:00am

Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force

Hey, so, Moe's locked out of her house and I get to write the intro, which means it'll be less stream-of-consciousness and more... something else, I don't know I haven't had any coffee but I'm definitely less hung over than yesterday and not nearly as screwed as Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. T. Michael Moseley and… »6/06/08 10:00am6/06/08 10:00am

God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game Plan Regarding Sex & The City?

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… »5/30/08 10:00am5/30/08 10:00am

Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just Horny?

Meet Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal! He's the frontrunner to be the running mate to the presidential candidate closest to death, so it will surely please you to know that, in his brief 36-year life, he has endured many difficult things, including the presence of SATAN HIMSELF. Well, it was either Satan, or a… »5/05/08 10:00am5/05/08 10:00am