Erin Burnett, Peggy Noonan Bear Witness To The Collapse Of The…

Another Friday, another week in which our country tumbles into financial ruin, the Presidential race tumbles further into the gutter and some Americans tumble further into an ugly, inexplicable, terrifying rage...so who better to try and soothe me with assertions about how it all doesn't matter because we're just… » 10/10/08 10:30am 10/10/08 10:30am

Sarah Palin Is Annoyed, And We Don't Care

  • Sarah Palin is, like, so annoyed that Katie Couric, like, insisted on asking questions and talking about what she wanted to talk about instead of just letting Sarah bash Obama. Because that's how an "interview" works. To be fair, though, Palin had been on Fox News with Hannity first. [Huffington Post]
  • She was also …
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Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes "Prada" Fashion Show

  • Sacha Baron Cohen's fashionisto alter ego, the fey Austrian Bruno, stormed the catwalk in layers of schmatte during Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's runway show, setting off a security panic. Ultimately they had to call the police; all this will obvs end up in the upcoming Bruno movie. [Perez Hilton]
  • Responding to the…
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The Evilest Evildoer In Administration Evil Shows His Evil Face!

Meet David Addington, Dick Cheney's Dick Cheney, the dark force behind the dark force behind the defenestration of the constitution. You may have met him before, via that New Yorker piece wherein Colin Powell tries to get it through someone's thick skull that the Bush Administration doesn't care about the… » 6/27/08 11:30am 6/27/08 11:30am

Peggy Noonan "Wins" Democratic Op-Ed Primary, But Finding Chicks Who…

Peggy Noonan. Two words I type and think: is there a smart way to say I like this woman? Kurt Andersen praises her "fair mindedness," Stephanopoulos her "tremendous insight," for which Brian Williams blogs that she deserves a Pulitzer — and probably a Peace Prize for getting none other than The Nation's William… » 6/23/08 5:00pm 6/23/08 5:00pm

Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson…

Yesterday while Crappy Hour was in progress Barack Obama totally sold out the like MAJOR ISSUE OF HIS WHOLE POLITICAL CAREER and we didn't really talk about it because the campaign's media fellater relations department still hadn't distributed its key talking points, but then they sent out this video and as you can… » 6/20/08 10:00am 6/20/08 10:00am

Does This Look Like A Battery To You? No? Then Please Join the Air Force

Hey, so, Moe's locked out of her house and I get to write the intro, which means it'll be less stream-of-consciousness and more... something else, I don't know I haven't had any coffee but I'm definitely less hung over than yesterday and not nearly as screwed as Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. T. Michael Moseley and… » 6/06/08 10:00am 6/06/08 10:00am

God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game…

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… » 5/30/08 10:00am 5/30/08 10:00am

"I Know: Barf." Truer Words Were Never Syndicated, Peggy!

"I know: Barf," writes Peggy Noonan in today's Journal, in the only good thing about having to do this crap the Friday before Memorial Day weekend and after another night of pointless inebriation. "One wants to be sympathetic to Mrs. Clinton at this point, if for no other reason than to show one's range," she… » 5/23/08 10:00am 5/23/08 10:00am

Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just…

Meet Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal! He's the frontrunner to be the running mate to the presidential candidate closest to death, so it will surely please you to know that, in his brief 36-year life, he has endured many difficult things, including the presence of SATAN HIMSELF. Well, it was either Satan, or a… » 5/05/08 10:00am 5/05/08 10:00am