Drawing Dicks On A Dude Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Stabbed

It's a scientific fact that fucking with drunk dudes is hilarious, but apparently Scott Masse does not accept the laws of the universe. Mr. Masse became so incensed when he thought his friends drew a penis on his face, he pulled a knife on them. According to the police report, which the Smoking Gun has delightfully… » 1/14/08 5:00pm 1/14/08 5:00pm