@Ack: She was raised by wild animals on the outskirts of Los Angeles county, and they taught her how to be polite and construct whole sentences. Yes, it is a miracle, but that is nature.
I was all "meh" on Pam's tweet until I read the one from Paris. Now Pam isn't that bad, Paris came off as a vapid narcissist and I'm off for a drink and some dinner.
I like Francis Bean more and more with each one of these you guys put together featuring her and Courtney. Poor kid. One more year, and it'll all be better, hon.
It's personal. Really, Courtney? It's so personal that you decided to tweet about it to everyone in the friggin world? Also, isn't the first rule of the Internet: Don't give out your home address?
@Ailatan: It is. I have a friend who used to live across the alley from her. The fire-escape outside his bedroom window faced her living room. He has stories...
Frances, honey. You're more than welcome to come live at my house in utter and abject normalcy. The hubs will cook us dinner and then we can walk around the cul-de-sac and talk all about that new boy you've been crushing on. And then I'll give you a hug. 'Cause I'm a mom and that's what I'd do.
@bluebirdred: I wish she had your kind of mothering in her life. However I have to say, as wacked as Courtney is, on some level she must be doing something right as a parent because Frances seems well adjusted, not overindulged and only as angsty as a kid her age should be.
@SheelaNaGig: Sometimes it seems that insane parents create unusually smart or stable kids. I think it's because their kids had to sink or swim at an early age. Also, they see their crazy parents and know "I do not want that for me." It's a sad situation.
@TexasCrude: It is no small wonder that two Cabiria icons clearly have the most awesome viewing/imbibing habits. See also: Transfat, with the vodka/strawberry lemonade, in the parlor watching Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!... Go team!
@GirlFailer: He tweeted after that, that he meant that he ALSO like white wine, specifically pinot G. Yes, I follow him on twitter, it's a nice mid-afternoon brainsnack to see what is making him say 'My balls are on fire!' today.
...Is Paris Hilton being ironic? Or is she really hawking false eyelashes and press-on nails? If it's ironic, she's kind of funny. If it's serious, well, that's pretty predictable, says I.
@Cher_Horowitz: I thought it was mean when Banksy did that guerrilla campaign on her album and replaced her head with her dog's and had Danger Mouse remix her album into forty minutes of vapid sayings. But now... I'm content with that having happened.
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Danny DeVito, learn your wines please.
Frances Bean, come be my roomie... I'll be your 22-year-old mom and it will rule. Yes?
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On second thoughts, it might be her real address, this is Courtney we are talking about.
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Solange: I was just there today and I concur.
Frances Bean: Just go to Jezebel.com and choose your favorite Avatar. I'm sure they will take you in.
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Solange - again, I adore you.
Courtney - pick up the fucking phone.
Frances - you are amazing.
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