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    Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking

    Midtown Pedestrian: Don't Look Back At Brad, Boys

    The Jolie-Pitts Emerge From "Under The Sea"

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    Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Where's the mohawk? Maddox is losing his edge.
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    Image of KidPresentable KidPresentable
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Aw, this reminds me of the days when my dad would take us to the local mall parking lot to grift people for money.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/27/09

    @KidPresentable: Do you mean "busk"? Or were YOU a Hipster Grifter in our youth?

    [gawker.com]
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    brad took pax and maddox to niagra falls this weekend. his parents were there too. they went on the maid of the mist (the canadian side) and wore the blue plastic raincoats. truth.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Faith No More lyrics are running through my head.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Okay, let's talk about what really matters: Brad's derby. Q: Isn't that the just-starting-to-go-bald-but-don't-want-... hat?
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    04/27/09

    @ginger rant: Oh crap! My comment above got cut off! (Maybe because it was so damn deep?) Anyway, just wondering if Brad's concealing hair loss with that thing he keeps wearing on his head.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/27/09

    @ginger rant: I can't believe that one didn't occur to me sooner. After all, he went through the "three stages of buzz cut" between Oceans 11-13.


    And you know what's crazy?

    1) He really doesn't even have to worry about it because his pal George will show him the way to camouflage; and

    2) he really doesn't even have to worry about it because I'm still mesmerized by the eyes and voice and snarky sense of humor and good-dad-so-far-ness and I'm sure I'm not the only one; and

    3) he really didn't seem to be worried about it until now because he seemed busy being a humanitarian (and also Teh Sexay) but maybe he was just so busy that it didn't occur to him that according to stardom dictates he should be worrying about it, and so he's just late.

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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    04/27/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Thank you so much for giving this important matter the attention it deserves! Me, I just figured the hat is so unattractive (at least to me) that he MUST be hiding something ...
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    Image of merv merv
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Child labor isn't funny.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    04/27/09

    @mervbaby: Their mom is Angelina Jolie. It's a fair deal.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Maddox: "Ha ha I stepped on every crack and line. Check out the SJ earlier with Mom."
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Looks like Zahara and Shiloh have been beating up on Pax again.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Kids: "Can We go To Hannaford? Can We?"


    Brad: "If Mom says we can...."


    Not funny, but Hannaford reference FTW

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    BRAD'S PREGNANT! BRAD'S PREGNANT!


    oh, wait.


    BRAD'S FAT! BRAD'S FAT!


    oh, that doesn't matter


    HE'S WALKED OUT ON THE FAMILY!


    um, no Pax is right there


    I got nothing.

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    Image of merv merv
    04/27/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Makes his children work at a box storage facility?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/27/09

    @mervbaby:


    CHILD SLAVE LABOR! CHILD SLAVE LABOR!


    ALL ANGELINA'S FAULT!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/27/09

    @mervbaby: @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Brad and Angelina adopt more children in an effort to start their own sweatshop!
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Brad & Boys: Parallel Parking
    Excellent! I've been looking for somewhere to store my box.
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    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    04/27/09

    @BabyJane: and they care!
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    Image of merv merv
    04/27/09

    @BabyJane: that's what she said.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    03/16/09

    In reply to Midtown Pedestrian: Don't Look Back At Brad, Boys
    Al, Meredith and Matt are stalking him in the background. Damn you, Today Show!
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    03/16/09

    In reply to Midtown Pedestrian: Don't Look Back At Brad, Boys
    Pax always cracks me up.
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    Image of Dear Blond Diary Dear Blond Diary
    03/16/09

    In reply to Midtown Pedestrian: Don't Look Back At Brad, Boys
    Maddox is quite the little cool fashionisto...and Pax looks like he is playing dress up in his big bro's clothes. I think that kid would just as soon be wearing sweatpants and velcro shoes!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    03/16/09

    In reply to Midtown Pedestrian: Don't Look Back At Brad, Boys
    This may sound creepy, but Madoxx is going to grow up to be one smokin' hot young man.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    03/16/09

    @LaComtesse: Hahaha that is SO creepy but I agree! He already has the bad boy scowl goin' on...
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    03/16/09

    @water baby: He's just BEAUTIFUL. I can't stand how gorgeous all the Jolie-Pitt children are.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    03/16/09

    @LaComtesse: Even the ones who aren't related to them are gorgeous. I swear they have magic fairy dust in that house that turns you beautiful...
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