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P Is For Paula, Who's A Little Bit Nutty

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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham

• Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.

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Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"

• Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]

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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career

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Dear Ladymags, You Could Learn Something From The World's Worst Celebrity Profile

Conventional wisdom holds that women's magazines aren't as good as men's magazines. That would be correct. Because where the general sin of men's magazines is going overboard — overthinking, overreaching, overwriting, women spend more money on stupid crap so their magazines don't have to win any prestigious awards to justify their existences as anything other than mindless profiligography! Anyway, that's why we like to solicit the advice of manly men's magazine male writer Tom Wolfian (not a real name!) to critique the ladymags for us. He's very busy and very important!