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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    10/03/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Beyonce's Single Ladies (A version for Daddy): "If you didn't want then you shoulda put a rubber on it. You didn't want it then you shoulda put a rubber on it. Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh!
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    Image of midwestdesigner midwestdesigner
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Anyone else read that as Beyonce having a pop (music) hit song with a paternity suit?
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment midwestdesigner was starred midwestdesigner was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/03/09

    @midwestdesigner: Yeah, I had to read it over a few times. I thought it was something confusing about her music.
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    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    You're right Christoph Blocher. Also, when the DEA makes drug busts, they should really yell out 'WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND ARREST YOU!" because it's just rude to go into someone's house unannounced, ya know?
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    DutchessOfDork promoted this comment Apollonia was starred Apollonia was unstarred
    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10/02/09

    @Apollonia: Yes because Roman Polanski told the 13 year old. By the way, I am going to drug you and rape you.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    10/03/09

    @Apollonia: That's exactly what I was thinking and I was all pissed off intending to write something similar. So, Mr. Blocher, when the authorities are looking to arrest fugitives, it is commonplace to give them a call first to warn them of impending arrest? What a great strategy!
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    I really like the idea of Bullets 4 Peace, off to check it out....
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    10/02/09

    @erinna: ok, mad expensive. $275 for a bullet with a silver chain? and you can only give $5 to charity? I'll stick with Give 2 The Troops
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/03/09

    @erinna: Kinda ironic that they're studded with diamonds, though...
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    So Laurieanne is giving GaGa the boom, ka, boom,ka treatment. Yeah, I watched too many Making the Band episodes.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Dear Hollywood,
    When you are making Arnold Schwarzenegger look like the only one among you who has any rational thought, maybe it's time to rethink a few things.
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was starred Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was unstarred
    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    10/02/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails: I already felt that way when I saw Bill Maher's tweet.
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    DutchessOfDork promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10/02/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: Why is so much of hollywood defending Polanski? If u can give a 13 year old a lude and do her in the naughty place, where is the line?
    - Wow. Go Bill.
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    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: Yeah, he's an ass for phrasing it that way. He didn't sign the "Free Polanski" petition, though.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: *Ahem* Well...there it is.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    10/02/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails:

    Agree! These people are pathetic.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: rape culture.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Can't wait to read the Tweets of all the people that go to Dr. Klein's Food & Booze Fest..uh, I mean, lecture.
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    Image of rhiannon4227 rhiannon4227
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    no courtney love or frances bean tweets? :(
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    vulcanized promoted this comment rhiannon4227 was starred rhiannon4227 was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    10/01/09

    @rhiannon4227: I think this might be one of those "no news is good news" situations.
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    Image of pssshwhatever pssshwhatever
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Ya know, I write recaps of Real Housewives of Atlanta as part of my blogging job, and last week, I gave Kim a lot of points in my post for correctly using "supersede" in a sentence during the episode. And with that tweet, she had to go and ruin my already limited faith in her ability to string together words. As it turns out, she was just accidentally right that time.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment pssshwhatever was starred pssshwhatever was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: Hopefully you didn't also comment on her ability to understand the doctrinal differences between Judeo-Christian and Eastern religions.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: If she uses it enough times she has to stumble on the correct usage once in a while. It's just math.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: Now I am just imagining her using "supersede" at random intervals.
    "I can't wait to get my new Land Rover so I can supersede all over the freeway."
    "That wig looks like a baby supersede."
    "Nene is supersedingly mean."
     Reply
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/01/09

    @EndangeredRed: Supersede babies are the worst.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/01/09

    @ampersandparade: They're cute but they bite.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    You stay klassy, Dr. Klein.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: But there is an open bar!
     Reply
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/01/09

    @Ailatan: And food!
     Reply
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    I wonder – is anyone working in the arts *not* telling people to rethink following their career path? This seems to be the case with writers, actors, journalists, graphic designers, photographers... even before the recession.
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Kim seems to have her faith traditions confused.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Kim, I too will "supersede". What - I don't know....
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    am I the only woman that thinks that camel toe is hot?
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    HeatherNumber1 promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/01/09

    @thePrototype: Possibly, though I am a huge fan of the lady gut.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/01/09

    @thePrototype: I don't find it "hot", but I also don't understand why people think they're "bad".
    Oh noz, the outline of a vagina! We're all going to die! Pleh. Women aren't barbies.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    05/24/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Horse, cigar, teddy bear, pasta, palm tree, professor. WHAT DO I WIN?!
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