David Petraeus Will Plead Guilty to Oversharing with His Mistress 

Former CIA director David Petraeus will plead guilty to sharing classified information with Paula Broadwell, his mistress and biographer, according to media reports and court documents. The Justice Department began investigating Petraeus in 2012, suspecting that he'd given Broadwell access to his CIA email. »3/03/15 12:15pm3/03/15 12:15pm


Wired Thinks Paula Broadwell Is One of the Most Dangerous People In The World, Which Is Sad

"There used to be an established order to the world," writes Noah Shachtman in the intro to Wired's "15 Most Dangerous People in the World" feature. "A structure to things. You couldn't print a gun like a term paper. It was impossible to wreck a nuclear production plant with a few lines of code. Flying robots didn't… »12/19/12 2:40pm12/19/12 2:40pm

Jill Kelley Loses That Honorary Diplomat Title She Kept Bragging About

Jill Kelley, the Florida recipient of threatening emails from David Petraeus mistress Paula Broadwell who requested diplomatic protection from the media even though she is a voluntary social coordinator for a military base, has had her "honorary consul" title revoked by the South Korean embassy on the grounds that the… »11/27/12 5:40pm11/27/12 5:40pm

Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex Tape

Are you a non-unionized, female, Caucasian, ethnically ambiguous, 30-45-year-old actor looking to break through with a timely role in a mock sex tape? If you are, then Funny or Die wants you to audition for a role in what will surely be a hilarious General Petraeus sex tape, which you'd star in alongside a… »11/23/12 12:45pm11/23/12 12:45pm

The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information… »11/20/12 2:00pm11/20/12 2:00pm

Paula Broadwell Had Aspirations for a Career in Politics or Show Business, Which Are Pretty Much the Same Field Anyway

Before she was a well-known paramour, Paula Broadwell had dreams. Big dreams. The kind of dreams reserved for guileless high school dropouts from Oklahoma who come to Hollywood with nothing but a suitcase and an as-yet-unknown proclivity for heroin. Paula Broadwell wanted to be a star. »11/18/12 5:00pm11/18/12 5:00pm

Paula Broadwell Hunkers Down with Husband at Her Brother’s Home for a Super Awkward Family Holiday

In what is very likely the opening scene of an upcoming holiday dramedy about a married couple who decides to weather an adultery storm by visiting family for Thanksgiving, Paula Broadwell and her husband were spotted arriving arm in arm at Broadwell's brother's home in Washington D.C. It appeared, according to CBS … »11/18/12 12:30pm11/18/12 12:30pm

Paula Broadwell And Jill Kelley Have Both Visited The White House a Few Times

Since we inexplicably still care about this, I guess, both of the women with whom David Petraeus had his sexual dalliances have been over in the vicinity of WHOTUS (I keep trying to make WHOTUS happen; it's not going to happen) in the last few years. The only real-ish gossip here is that Tampa "socialite" Jill Kelley,… »11/17/12 4:00pm11/17/12 4:00pm

The Petraeus Scandal Gets Inevitable Taiwanese Animation Treatment

The best explanation of the Petraeus shebang (outside of Katie's epic guide) comes from insanators at Next Media Animation. If you need to explain the scandal to a small child or to someone who just likes to laugh, this is the video for you! Be careful, though, the sexy music might send the clothes literally flying… »11/16/12 9:40am11/16/12 9:40am

Why Is Nobody Asking Whether David Petraeus Is a Honey-Hungry Dickzilla in Heat?

That's what I'd like to know!!! And I think the American people deserve the truth. If David Petraeus is really the "decorated general" and "guy with a wife" he claims to be, then how is it that he wickedly bewitched the Inboxes of not one but TWO busy, high-profile women? Which is it, Petraeus? Are you a family man or… »11/14/12 5:25pm11/14/12 5:25pm

A Guide to Understanding the Increasingly Convoluted Petraeus Sex Scandal

Twenty to thirty thousand emails, shirtless photos, illicit sex ("under" a desk, no less): are we sure the Petraeus scandal isn't actually a viral marketing campaign for the next season of Gossip Girl? If you haven't been paying attention to the still-developing drama (we're expecting a secret pregnancy to break this… »11/13/12 11:40am11/13/12 11:40am

Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For Advice About Her Affair With David Petraeus

After it emerged yesterday that CIA director David Petraeus was resigning from his post as a repercussion of his "extremely poor judgment" involving an affair with his married biographer Paula Broadwell, the managing editor of Foreign Policy dug up and Tweeted a link to a letter written to Chuck Klosterman of The New… »11/10/12 5:00pm11/10/12 5:00pm