Wired Thinks Paula Broadwell Is One of the Most Dangerous People In…

"There used to be an established order to the world," writes Noah Shachtman in the intro to Wired's "15 Most Dangerous People in the World" feature. "A structure to things. You couldn't print a gun like a term paper. It was impossible to wreck a nuclear production plant with a few lines of code. Flying robots didn't… » 12/19/12 2:40pm 12/19/12 2:40pm

Jill Kelley Loses That Honorary Diplomat Title She Kept Bragging About

Jill Kelley, the Florida recipient of threatening emails from David Petraeus mistress Paula Broadwell who requested diplomatic protection from the media even though she is a voluntary social coordinator for a military base, has had her "honorary consul" title revoked by the South Korean embassy on the grounds that the… » 11/27/12 5:40pm 11/27/12 5:40pm

Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex…

Are you a non-unionized, female, Caucasian, ethnically ambiguous, 30-45-year-old actor looking to break through with a timely role in a mock sex tape? If you are, then Funny or Die wants you to audition for a role in what will surely be a hilarious General Petraeus sex tape, which you'd star in alongside a… » 11/23/12 12:45pm 11/23/12 12:45pm

The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information… » 11/20/12 2:00pm 11/20/12 2:00pm

Paula Broadwell Hunkers Down with Husband at Her Brother’s Home for a…

In what is very likely the opening scene of an upcoming holiday dramedy about a married couple who decides to weather an adultery storm by visiting family for Thanksgiving, Paula Broadwell and her husband were spotted arriving arm in arm at Broadwell's brother's home in Washington D.C. It appeared, according to CBS » 11/18/12 12:30pm 11/18/12 12:30pm

Paula Broadwell And Jill Kelley Have Both Visited The White House a…

Since we inexplicably still care about this, I guess, both of the women with whom David Petraeus had his sexual dalliances have been over in the vicinity of WHOTUS (I keep trying to make WHOTUS happen; it's not going to happen) in the last few years. The only real-ish gossip here is that Tampa "socialite" Jill Kelley,… » 11/17/12 4:00pm 11/17/12 4:00pm

The Petraeus Scandal Gets Inevitable Taiwanese Animation Treatment

The best explanation of the Petraeus shebang (outside of Katie's epic guide) comes from insanators at Next Media Animation. If you need to explain the scandal to a small child or to someone who just likes to laugh, this is the video for you! Be careful, though, the sexy music might send the clothes literally flying… » 11/16/12 9:40am 11/16/12 9:40am

Why Is Nobody Asking Whether David Petraeus Is a Honey-Hungry…

That's what I'd like to know!!! And I think the American people deserve the truth. If David Petraeus is really the "decorated general" and "guy with a wife" he claims to be, then how is it that he wickedly bewitched the Inboxes of not one but TWO busy, high-profile women? Which is it, Petraeus? Are you a family man or a… » 11/14/12 5:25pm 11/14/12 5:25pm

Petraeus Successor General Allen Might Just Be a Chatty Guy

Was General John R. Allen, who succeeded General David Petraeus as lead commander of coalition forces in Afghanistan, actually sending inappropriate emails to Tampa socialite Jill Kelley? (If you still don't know who these people are, read our explainer here.) » 11/14/12 1:25pm 11/14/12 1:25pm

A Guide to Understanding the Increasingly Convoluted Petraeus Sex…

Twenty to thirty thousand emails, shirtless photos, illicit sex ("under" a desk, no less): are we sure the Petraeus scandal isn't actually a viral marketing campaign for the next season of Gossip Girl? If you haven't been paying attention to the still-developing drama (we're expecting a secret pregnancy to break this… » 11/13/12 11:40am 11/13/12 11:40am

Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For…

After it emerged yesterday that CIA director David Petraeus was resigning from his post as a repercussion of his "extremely poor judgment" involving an affair with his married biographer Paula Broadwell, the managing editor of Foreign Policy dug up and Tweeted a link to a letter written to Chuck Klosterman of The New… » 11/10/12 5:00pm 11/10/12 5:00pm