1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up with Robin Thicke for Worst Promotion Ever

Guys. GUYS. Who would you say is currently the number-one name in romance? Acceptable answers to that question include: Literally anyone but Robin Thicke. And so why, in the name of St. Valentine, is 1-800-FLOWERS.com currently holding a big promotion with the world's saddest-sack dirtbag? » 7/10/14 5:45pm Thursday 5:45pm

Robin Thicke's Paula Lyrics Are as Pathetic as a Soaking Wet Animal

We're all well aware that Paula, Robin Thicke's win-her-back concept album is at best unpalatable and a bit creepy, at worst a crock of pitiful stalker-y shit. Our friends at Vulture have pointed out some of the more particularly passionate (read: shudder-inducing) lyrics on his various tracks, and here at Jezebel,… » 7/02/14 5:45pm 7/02/14 5:45pm

P.O.V.: Is Robin Thicke's Paula Hysterical Ha-Ha or Hysterical :/?

P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (I have one) or vagina (Hillary Crosley of Jezebel, to pick a not at all random example, has one of those). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music. » 7/02/14 5:13pm 7/02/14 5:13pm

Robin Thicke's Precious-Pathetic Video Probably Won't Win Paula Back

Fresh off an appearance at the BET awards Sunday night, Robin Thicke has released the lyric video for his new song "Forever Love." If you missed hearing it last night, "Forever Love" is (like all other songs on his album) a plea by Robin for Paula Patton to take him back. Yeah, it seems like this tactic is really » 6/30/14 12:30pm 6/30/14 12:30pm

Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran

It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep… » 3/01/13 9:00am 3/01/13 9:00am