Subtitle: Lifestyle Website Proprietress is Determined to Teach Actor Husband How to ‘Gram; is Hashtag Happy.
Here’s the Kardashian/Jenner/West clan, looking very Partridge Family and flowy and also like they don’t give a fuck that they’re totally underdressed for church.
When the first Fast and Furious movie was released, I was a 14-year-old in ruby-colored Roxy shorts who didn’t think about anything but Paul Walker, Blink-182, and surfing. I’d obviously never been surfing or even seen the Pacific Ocean, but I really identified with the laid-back SoCal beach vibes sold to me in the …
During an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Michelle Rodriguez opened up about the death of her Fast and Furious costar, Paul Walker. "I actually went on a bit of a binge. I went crazy a little bit—I went pretty crazy. A lot of the stuff I did last year I would never do had I been in my right mind," she says.
When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.)
Alas, MTV hath done Ice Cube a great disservice. Mr. Cube believes that he and Kevin Hart should have won "Best Onscreen Duo" at last night's MTV Movie Awards for their work in Ride Along, which is a movie about two guys and one of them is worried and the other one has a car. But instead, Cube and Hart were cruelly…
Despite the actor's tragic, untimely death in a car accident earlier this month, the scenes Paul Walker already filmed for the still-in-production Fast & Furious 7 will be included in the movie. Speculation suggests that producers will finish Walker's storyline using CGI, or possibly his "lookalike brother" Cody.
The Grammy nominations were announced last night via
an ancient Illuminati ritual a concert. Jay Z leads the pack with nine nominations, including those for Best Rap Song and Best Rap Album. Kendrick Lamar, Justin Timberlake, Daft Punk, Lorde and Taylor Swift (TAY TAY SHINES, Y'ALL!) also really cleaned up:
Did you know that being Andy Warhol's alleged cousin grants one free license to make very ugly paintings of celebrities and have it be considered art? It's true! Case in point: Monica Warhol, who created the world's ugliest Kim Kardashian artwork — reportedly for Kanye West (because duh).
Much to the disappointment of slavering headline writers everywhere, authorities say that the car accident that killed Paul Walker and friend Roger Rodas was not the result of illegal drag racing. They weren't even going that fast. They just failed to slow down around a curve.
It's hard to imagine anyone disliking Paul Walker, whose sudden death this holiday weekend seemed so unlikely that a Twitter hoax insisting that news of Walker's death was in fact a hoax briefly gave hope to would-be mourners on social media. Paul Walker — of the easy-smiling, effortlessly-charming Walkers — couldn't…