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Demi Lovato seems like an eminently likable person, and her willingness to talk openly about her struggles with self-harm is admirable. But last night she did something that almost destroyed her public image for all time: She almost killed a Beatle.

It wasn't all for happy reasons, but tonight's Grammys were certainly more interesting than a lot of years past. Whitney Houston's death hung over the proceedings, but there were plenty of fun moments too. Adele made her triumphant return to the stage—and basically won all of the Grammys too. Chris Brown looked like…

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Lady Gaga and musician/singer Sir Paul McCartney in the audience at the 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Staples Center on February 12, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images For The Recording Academy)

Superstar Jennifer Lopez
got a little emotional during a concert last night at the Mohegan Sun casino. It all started when she sang "If You Had My Love." During the number, she—perhaps unwisely—had dancers on stage dressed to look like her and her former flames, including P. Diddy, Ben Affleck, and Marc Anthony.…

Today in London, Sir Paul McCartney said he wanted to hold Nancy Shevell's hand for life. Okay, not in those exact words, but the former Beatle did say "I do" to the 51-year-old American businesswoman who he's been dating since 2007. The two exchanged vows at Old Marylebone Town Hall, the same place where McCartney…

Tale as old as time, true as it can be: Emma Watson will play Belle in a new live-action version of Beauty And The Beast, directed by Guillermo del Toro. We're not sure who will play the candlestick, or Gaston, or even if there will be a Gaston. But we do know that no one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston,…

Former Beatle Paul McCartney recently proposed to his socialite girlfriend of nearly four years, Nancy Shevell. The couple began dating in the Hamptons in late 2007. No further details have been revealed but we bet that with the seemingly endless talent pool that is McCartney's family, the wedding will be memorable to…

Put on your bunny slippers and get cozy, because it's time for SNL! Tonight's episode features dos Pauls, as in actor Paul Rudd and musician Paul McCartney. So much boyish charm!

Tonight brings us a brand-new SNL with two Pauls: actor Paul Rudd, and musical legend Sir Paul McCartney. The Jezebel open thread starts at 11:15 EDT—come back and hang out with us.

[Washington, D.C., November 5: Two extremely wealthy people find solace in the human touch. Image via Getty.]

• Katy Perry's music video with Elmo has been pulled and will not air on Sesame Street after all.

• In the October issue of Vogue, Carey Mulligan says, "I want to be in Glee, but I'm told I'm not famous enough to be a cameo."

• Katy Perry, who grew up with a Christian minister father and sings about melting popsicles, tells Rolling Stone: "Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt.' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God." And:

• After only one season, Ellen DeGeneres is stepping down as an American Idol judge:

In a July 4 rampage he may well regret for the next ten years, a Texas man set all his girlfriend's clothes on fire. But was this the worst breakup of all time?

• Victoria Beckham is now a creative design executive at Range Rover.

• Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).

Video has surfaced of the entire Obama family singing "Hey Jude" at a White House event honoring Paul McCartney. Though President Obama mentioned the Gulf Coast, critics say singing as oil gushes into the ocean is tone-deaf. [NYT, VillageVoice]