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    Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.

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    What Millionaire Matchmaker Says About Love In America

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    Is Matchmaking The New Online Dating?

    Loose Lips

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    Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Shallow Millionaire Matchmaker

    Millionaire Matchmaker: Patti Stanger Doesn't Like Plain Women Or Low-Income Housing
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    How many squirrels had to die so these bitches could look fly?
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    Awesome! Everything I despise about LA so nicely encapsulated in one photo! My own personal ipecac! Thanks, Jezebel!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    I truly believe than when Kim's tablemate took that phone call, Kim immediately called someone so she wasn't sitting there looking unimportant. This might be obscure, but does anyone remember in Natl. Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when Chevy's boss Mr. Shirley picked up his phone and demanded of his secretary, "Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting."? That's what I immediately thought of when I saw this photo.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    I didn't know they were making a sequel to White Chicks
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    Image of teenypanini09 teenypanini09
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    i have seen the millionaire matchmaker show only once. i promptly changed the channel when patti said that women should stay feminine, and should have long flowy hair because that's what men like. she also said that men should be in charge during a first date (i.e order for the lady, open doors, etc.)
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    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment teenypanini09 was starred teenypanini09 was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    10/05/09

    @teenypanini09: Yep. The only piece of this show I ever saw had her interviewing women, and she spent about ten minutes harping on this one lady because she introduced herself as "Dr." Her reasoning was that it would make her seem too smart, and therefore undesirable.

    And then a giant "?" appeared over my head, and I shut the TV and went to read a book.
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    Edited by hydrogen_jukebox at 10/05/09 1:17 PM hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of cupscake cupscake
    10/05/09

    @teenypanini09:

    yeah I can't watch that show - it's a real slap in the face to single women. I am no longer single but I just find her tips offensive and when she tells girls to lose 10lbs and then come back and see her.

    Patti, is just a legalized pimp!
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    greengrey promoted this comment cupscake was starred cupscake was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/05/09

    @cupscake: I think it's only a "slap in the face" to single women who are looking for a millionaire.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    I hate to say it, but I would be really excited about my TV life (shut up), if Kim went on Millionaire Matchmaker.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/05/09

    @greengrey: I'll bring Doritos.
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    greengrey promoted this comment BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/05/09

    @BeckySharper: Those go awesome with box wine. No, really.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    Do you think they're talking to each other on their cell phones? I do.

    Maybe Patti is trying to hook her up with an unmarried man.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    Do you think Patti was on time, or was she tardy for the party?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/05/09

    @BabyJane: Let's just hope she doesn't wear Ed Hardy to the party.
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/05/09

    @CurtCole: I bet they'll drink Bacardi at the party.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/05/09

    @BabyJane: With all your puns you'd be the smarty at the party.
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    CurtCole promoted this comment CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/05/09

    @CurtCole: Don't bring bean dip, it makes me far...never mind.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    For reality TV, this probably qualifies as a Mensa meeting.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/05/09

    @BeckySharper: Zing.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    10/05/09

    In reply to Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.
    I didn't expect Hell to be so colorful and shiny.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of mipsy6 mipsy6
    10/05/09

    @Samanthrax: I'm pretty sure that Hell looks a lot like the Ivy, where D-list celebrities go to be photographed.
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    HeatherNumber1 promoted this comment mipsy6 was starred mipsy6 was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/05/09

    @mipsy6: I think you're right, and the stupid little faux picket fence is the giveaway. It takes exactly one trip to the Ivy to realize that any celeb photographed there has zero claim to privacy. The food isn't good enough to justify any non-PR visits.
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    Image of ShowOrTell ShowOrTell
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    Is there any special reason that Matthew Broderick is rocking the Victorian sailor look?
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    Maritsa promoted this comment ShowOrTell was starred ShowOrTell was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/23/09

    @ShowOrTell: It's for a play.
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    Image of kickingthecrap kickingthecrap
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    My first thought when I read that Jamie Lee Curtis had copped to her painkiller addiction was "no wonder she's so into the virtues of activia."
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    formergr promoted this comment kickingthecrap was starred kickingthecrap was unstarred
    Image of CatherineSloper CatherineSloper
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    Lately I've found that those "body language expert" features the gossip magazines have have truly burrowed into my brain--I find myself automatically analyzing couples' body language, although I give what conclusions I may draw limited credence, at least when they're based on photos. But I see this Broderick/Parker picture and I think, "They look like they're going through the motions! His hand is around her waist but she's not leaning into him! Her body is angled away from him and he's not smiling!"

    But then I feel like a gossiping busybody, and post my thoughts here anyway.
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment CatherineSloper was starred CatherineSloper was unstarred
    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    Is it too early to press murder charges against SJP on behalf of Brooklyn? Because this will not end well. Ar revoir, BK, we had a good run...
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    Sister Toldja was starred Sister Toldja was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    07/22/09

    @Sister Toldja: Sorry hon, the SATC tour bus is coming your way.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    07/22/09

    @Penny: she just HAD to go all "Miranda" on us! Well, technically she's pulling a "Steve" but, still.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    07/22/09

    @Scout:

    They're over. His excuse about wanting to be close to Broadway is so much BS. It's not like Brooklyn is a 3 hour trip.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment CParis was starred CParis was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/22/09

    @CParis: Right? "OMG, BROOKLYN! TWENTY EFFING MINUTES FROM MIDTOWN, IF YOU'RE IN DUMBO, OR MAYBE FORTY FROM PARK SLOPE IF THE F IS SLOW. OMGGGGGG." Dude. Considering you'll take town cars everywhere, it'd probably take as long for you to get from BK to Midtown as it would from the Village to Midtown, depending on traffic.

    /former BK and Village resident

    (Forgive me, it's been a longass day.)
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    Image of Perpetual Ingenue Perpetual Ingenue
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    I get what Brad Pitt is saying, at the same time, does he ever have a bad day where he's like, "Dear flipping God, please help me the fuck out!?!" I don't subscribe to any religion or the common idea of who God is per se (one might say I'm agnostic) but when its a really shitty day I'll throw out a prayer. God, me, you anyone listening?

    Helloooo Poconos!
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) promoted this comment Perpetual Ingenue was starred Perpetual Ingenue was unstarred
    Image of JennaW JennaW
    07/22/09

    @Perpetual Ingenue: Just because you do that doesn't mean he or any other professed atheist or agnostic does. Using one's own reactions to stress as the baseline for how other people must also react will lead to some really off-base assumptions.

    In short, yes, there *are* atheists in foxholes.
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