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    The Stupidest Thing You Ever Read On This Blog (And Maybe The Whole Wide Internet)

    Are women stupider than men? This woman, Charlotte Allen thinks so, but she was smart enough to hack into the sophisticated hierarchy of retard-screening and get her essay "Women Aren't Very Bright" published in Sunday's Washington Post, so we are not yet sold. The essay, which about 978 of you emailed us over the weekend, appears to mark the conclusion of a years-long campaign to preserve the storied tradition of women being brain-dead. (Marion Cotillard may be part of this campaign as well...developing.) Anyway, drawing from a deep, rich store of evidence, from the writings of eighteenth century English nobility to the success of Grey's Anatomy, to studies indicating women kill fewer people in car accidents, Charlotte Allen, a Weekly Standard contributor and Beliefnet editor, suggests women should embrace their stupidity and call this whole "feminism" thing off. Click "more" to read me and Megan Carpentier, of the blog Glamocracy, break down Allen's argument into 100-calorie pack sized bites and ponder the finer points of this most momentous piece of...uh...is "scatgitprop" a word? More »
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    The Weather Outside Is Frightful...

    • "Prayers can help and so can the government." That's Bush on the tornadoes that have killed 50 people throughout the south. Oh right he's still president! I think that means you're better off with "prayer." [Washington Post]
    • Total votes cast in Dem primaries last night: 7,347,971 for Clinton, 7,294,851 for Obama. [Time]
    • Hillary Clinton loaned $5 million to the Hillary Clinton campaign. We hope she negotiated some good terms...[Politico]
    • That $5 million will not be used to actually pay her staff...[Time]
    • Justice for tainted pet food peddlers from China... [WSJ]
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