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    Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong

    Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes

    Hermione Does Burberry; Courtney Love To Do Clothing Line?
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
    Don't feel so bad for Linds, at least he called her an actress.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
    Valli is my favorite designer (this week). His quote just solidified my love of him.
    Oh, and it's good to see Jenna writing again.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/07/09

    @greengrey: I've been gone for a few days so I wasn't sure when she'd come back. But it makes me happy :-)
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    10/07/09

    @Penny: Aw, thanks, guys. I'm glad to be back, too.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
    Or, if an actress wants to be an apparel designer, she could go to design school or apprentice or learn to sew or drape.

    God, I am still reeling from that collection.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/07/09

    @Penny: But going to design school is haaaard.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
    I think her expression in that photo is adorbs with the dress. It works in context. (and isn't considered tacky to not wear the designers clothes to the show if you're one of the invited celebrities?)
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
    I hate to get all Statler and Waldorf but what the heck are the young whippersnappers wearing these days? muppet dresses?!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/07/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: She's Fozzie Bore.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/07/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: It is my goal to one day have someone who will be the Waldorf to my Statler. Seriously, my love for those crabby dudes will never abate. You are now heartily hearted for the reference.
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    I don't want to think about the papercuts.
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    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    A friend of mine had a bobblehead of her deployed husband made, and it really looked like him. She would place it in family photos on holidays and spent a day taking pictures of it at his favorite spots around town like the gnome in Amelie.
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    09/16/09

    @o-line: Perhaps because a bobblehead is random, funny and small enough to fit in a purse but I find that to be very cute and this cutout to be very weird and attention-grabby.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    Also, how is this a threesome? Is the cutout somehow involved with both of them sexually? Is this a Real Doll for ladies?
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    I love that this gets a "soldier cutout" tag AND a plain ol' "cutout" tag as well.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    Is she allowed to take it into restaurants with signs outside that say "No shoes, no shirt, no service"?
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    09/16/09

    @morninggloria: Maybe she can leave it (him?) outside and it will be an attraction like that mannequin outside the Barbe Q restaurant.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    Someone just lost a boyfriend.
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    Image of ides ides
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    Aw, it's like a grown-up version of Flat Stanley.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    I think it would be really sweet if she just carried this to special places for photos to send to him, but to take it everywhere?...Whatever happened to wearing an old shirt of his?
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    Hell if that were my boyfriend I'm make a cutout of him too. And t-shirts and bumper stickers and wallpaper...
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/16/09

    @MizJenkins: I know, right? I'd pack him around everywhere.
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    Image of RustyHeadedGirl RustyHeadedGirl
    09/16/09

    In reply to Soldier's Cutout Probably Not Suitable For Threesomes
    I sometimes think that people in Miami try to keep playing the "We're totally scandalous!" tune a little too hard now that we're becoming something of a mainstream tourist spot. It's like Vegas playing up the whole "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" as more and more kid and family friendly attractions are going up.

    And yeah, that whole story freaked me out a tiny bit. I guess it's sweet but… misguided?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/16/09

    @RustyHeadedGirl: nm
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    Edited by morninggloria at 09/16/09 9:40 AM morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    09/16/09

    @morninggloria: Good point, MG. I couldn't agree more!
    (now you're gonna fix your comment and make me look screwy)
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