Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in…
Hayden Panettiere Finally Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
Hayden Panettiere just gave birth to her first child with fiancé Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Is it me or did it seem like Panettiere was pregnant for like a full year? I don't know why, maybe because she just rocked that belly so hard, but to me, she's just been pregnant forever.
Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…
Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is…
Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex Boat
The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when…
Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Is Single Again
After months of dating and a slideshow's worth of intimate, ruffle-haired car rides, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have decided to spend some time apart. Or rather Ryan decided, and apparently hopped right on a plane to South Africa where he dined with a German model. Has Ryan Gosling suddenly become James Bond? What's…

