Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats

• Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]

Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani

• The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
• Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]

The Love Glove

[Homestead, Florida; October 10. Image via INF]

Kate's Balmain Copied; Punky Brewster Does Kids' Clothes

• The UK supermarket chain Asda has knocked off the Fall '09 Balmain dress that Kate Moss wore out dancing — and burst the seams of — two months ago. Asda's version costs just £16. [Telegraph]

Psychedelic Rainbow Monogram Madonna Louis Vuitton Campaign Leaks

• Madonna's fall campaign for Louis Vuitton leaked online, and the star — captured by Steven Meisel and 23 psychedelic Photoshop layers — sort of looks like a marble statue. [Fashionologie]

Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest

• Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:

Patrick Dempsey: Irish Eyes Are Not Exactly Smiling

[Los Angeles, March 16. Image via Flynet]

Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues

• Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?