Behold the majestic lowland ape. Marvel at his strength, his wildness. His complete inability to get along with ladies.
To support Patrick, a two-year-old boy who has leukemia and has lost his hair, former President George Bush shaved his head this week. Bush looked way more excited about it than Patrick did.
People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?!
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
We found a 2009 promotional calendar featuring celebrities and their dogs. The dogs spoke to us.
- John Mayer on his breakup with Jen Aniston: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste…