Oh, Good: Tan Mom is Back With a New Music Video and Very White Teeth

Has your life felt empty and devoid of meaning lately? Are you frustrated with the freezing lie that was meant to be spring? Never fear! Patricia Krentcil, best known to the world as Tan Mom, is here to warm your frostbitten soul with her warm, healthy glow and clever lyrics about making out with Katy Perry. » 3/18/15 1:30pm 3/18/15 1:30pm

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.… » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Beyonce Doesn't Like Labels But 'I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess'

While she's been a lightning rod for claims of both feminism and anti-feminism (particularly since announcing her Mrs. Carter World Tour), Beyoncé has tended in the past to steer clear of the F-word that's put so many female celebrities in the hot seat. Until now, at least. Bey tells Vogue UK in a cover interview for… » 4/03/13 9:00am 4/03/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their…

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… » 2/27/13 9:00am 2/27/13 9:00am

Kate Hudson Annoyed With Lea Michele's Diva Bullshit

Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva behavior from Lea Michele, yet they always seem disgruntled and surprised. WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED? Kate Hudson, currently filming her guest stint as Rachel Berry's dance teacher, told some source that… » 8/31/12 9:00am 8/31/12 9:00am

Can Woody Allen Save Lindsay Lohan's Career?

Last night, Oscar winning director Woody Allen and professional trainwreck Lindsay Lohan were seen dining together at "fancy-schmancy" restaurant Phillippe. Apparently they've been discussing the idea of LL starring in a future Woody Allen flick. He loves a pretty young muse; she needs some credibility. Win-win? [TMZ] » 5/07/12 9:00am 5/07/12 9:00am

Snooki Calls Tan Mom a 'Crazy Bitch' While Offering Her First Bit of…

Since the nation was introduced to the leathery face of Patricia Krentcil, the woman who was arrested for taking her 5-year-old to a tanning booth, we have been unable to stop talking about her frighteningly tan visage. And now Snooki, perhaps the world's foremost expert in over-tanning, has spoken out about the… » 5/03/12 8:00pm 5/03/12 8:00pm