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Mobile Paternity Testing Truck Offers Peace of Mind, Artisanal Cupcakes

(JK, no cupcakes.) Hey, do you have a bunch of spare babies cluttering up the den but you're not sure where the fuck they came from? Do you like DNA tests but hate buildings? Do you want to determine your child's future with the same ease and joie de vivre with which you would order a taco? Well has New York City got… » 8/16/12 2:40pm 8/16/12 2:40pm