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    Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'

    Goodnight Bush: 209 Days And Counting
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    02/08/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Anyone else wanna see Christian Bale as a guest judge on ANTM? OOOH OOOH! Christian Bale vs. Tyra Banks freak out! Do it! Do it! (I would, but I don't know how.)
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    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    May the spoofs never end of the Christian Bale fiasco!
    I'm waiting for the real audio tape to surface of a female actress freaking out on the set of a movie. Its coming, just you wait.


    Also I just noticed that the lead singer from TV on the Radio is in Rachel Getting Married ... I MIGHT consider seeing it.

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    02/07/09

    @s_ve: Have you heard the Lily Tomlin freak out? Check out the Daily Beast - they have a whole bunch of these in honor of Bale.
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    Image of Lumbercath Lumbercath
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    This one is my fave:
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    @Lumbercath (the commenter formerly known as Ruffians): Oh my God. I had to hold my mouth to keep from tea spewing. Bless you for this.
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    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Oh man that remix is pure gold. It has cheered me ever so.
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    Image of CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes) CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes)
    02/07/09

    @keldo:


    Is it sad that I've already watched it, at least, 10 times in the past couple of days?

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    Image of keldo keldo
    02/07/09

    @CocteauTwin: No! I just had an argument with my husband over the phone, I was furious at him and then I replayed this and felt infinitely better!
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Meh, I'm still waiting for a Lil Bill O'reily vs. Bale mix.
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    02/07/09

    @SevenNationArmy is still a Balehead: Oh, it's been done...
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    02/07/09

    @disco2000: That's my fave!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    I would really like it if the unauthorized celebrity STFU remix would replace the unauthorized celebrity sex tape.


    Someone just sent me Barbara's STFU remix. A valiant effort,but it suffers from the fact that Barbara's rant was short and did not go on psychotically for 4 minutes like Bale's.


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    Image of SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat) SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat)
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Quick, everybody line up and vote: Team McHale or Team Benincasa.


    (1) McHale


    Your turn, go!

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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    02/07/09

    @SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat): Thats not even a question. McHale.
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    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    The Bale Out remix is an excellent exercising song people. I have been doing aerobic kickboxing to it all week and it really revs me up.


    However, my bf is getting sick of me repeatedly shouting at him, "You're trashing my scene!" and "What don't you fucking understand?" I hope he doesn't fucking kick my fucking ass.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/07/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: He should shut if he can't take a joke!
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    02/07/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: I know! I seriously think it might be the best exercising song EVER. In the history of the world.You just never want to stop when you play it!


    I'm not sure what that says about me. The Barbara Streisand bit at the end is great for stretching as well.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    "You're a bigger fucking cunt than Julie Andrews!" might be my new catchphrase.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: That line is so epic.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Word.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    The Soup has never done anything wrong, ever. I want to hump Joel McHale hardcore. But the Anne Hathaway one...eh...Probably coulda been better if she didn't sound...bored? Confused? I don't know. And once again, I'm going to throw out the Obama/Bale mashup.


    [acksisofevil.org]

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    Image of mrmirth mrmirth
    02/07/09

    @Raspberry Swirl hearts vampires (Take that, zombies!):


    ok hold up thats not for real barack?!???

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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    @mrmirth: Excerpts from the book on tape recording of his autobiography, yes.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Joel McHale, please please please marry me?
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    I can never concentrate on anything Bale related because you always include a picture of him and I get distracted. I'm very weak.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
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