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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

#snapjudgment

Recession, Schmecession!

[New York, February 4. Image via Splash.]

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Door To Door Service

[Los Angeles, February 2. Image via Pacific Coast News]

"Just, Like, Typical Young Hollywood": Fame-Whoring Goes Extra Meta

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Is Angie Having An Affair With Lady Gaga?; Depp Defends Polanski

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

#ragtrade

Couture Week Is Fun; 49-Year-Old Jimmy Choo Wears Three-Inch Heels "To The Clubs"

• This picture of Tavi and Alexa Chung pulling faces at photographers is adorable. That is all. [IsaacLikes
• Obama's Weatherproof billboard was finally taken down. No word on whether the company has gotten Sarah Palin to agree to an ad. [Gothamist]

#crapitalists

Restraining Orders

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Scott Baio Slammed On Twitter After Mocking Michelle Obama

#goodbadugly

Golden Globes: The Best — Er, The Worst — Of The Rest

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Heidi's Plastic Surgeon Sued For Malpractice; Fugees Reuniting To Benefit Haiti?

• Two women sued Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who performed 10 surgeries on Heidi Montag in one day, for malpractice. One underwent multiple procedures at once like Heidi, and both claim he didn't explain the risks before surgery.

Is Trash TV Bad For Women? A Producer's Defense Of Celebreality

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Dexter Star Battles Cancer; The Jolie-Pitts Donate $1M To Haiti

• Dexter star Michael C. Hall has announced that he has been battling cancer, but the treatment is finished and he is in remission.

10 Facts About Casey Johnson

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Celebs, Socialites Mourn Loss Of Casey Johnson On Twitter

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Weirdly, We Find Ourselves On Team Paris; Designer Goods Got 600% More Expensive In The Past Decade

• Gwyneth Shoes is suing Paris Hilton for copyright infringement. Her alleged offense? Giving her shoes, in the heiress's words, "a heart-shaped comfort pad...so you can dance all night!" Gwyneth apparently considers all heart-shaped design features on insoles its property. [NYP]

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Bubbly Battle