• The crack team at the British tabloid brain trust has concocted a cackle of a story for us this Monday morning: Kate Moss is quitting modeling and moving to Cornwall to run a bed and breakfast with Jamie Hince. [Star]

• Paris Vogue's 90th anniversary issue is 622 pages. Lara Stone is, ahem, prominently featured. There's new photography from David Sims, Mert and Marcus, and Steven Klein, but the magazine also reprints archival work from the likes of Helmut Newton. [Fashionologie]

The May issue of Paris Vogue features Penelope Cruz as guest editor. Inside, the shoot starring noted plus-size model Crystal Renn includes one partially nude image, in which her pubes are the focus. [NSFW]

• A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.

After tracking diversity on the runways for several seasons, we took off last September because we thought the fashion industry was finally coming to its senses. Models of color were getting booked! How disappointing, then, to tally this season's numbers.

The "Fur Play" shoot in Paris Vogue's November issue is feline-themed! Let's ignore the animaux morts/fur-pushing and Raquel Zimmermann's "tribal" makeup and focus on: KITTY!!! After the jump, we're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

Vogue Paris editor Carine Roitfeld and American photographer Steven Klein painted Caucasian model Lara Stone in blackface makeup for a spread in the magazine's new "Supermodels" issue — which featured no models of color whatsoever. Their reaction to the controversy?

This "Vagaries Of Fashion" spread from Italian Vogue — seen on Sociological Images — is the third "neglectful mom" shoot we've seen from a fashion magazine this year.

Last week, we discussed how bodysuit-wearers Lady GaGa, Beyoncé and Katy Perry eschew trousers or pants. And in July's Paris Vogue, on page after page, models stand sans bottoms. No pants. No trousers. No skirts. Vive la Révolution?

When it comes to magazine swimwear photoshoots, we're usually subjected to the same, rehashed concepts: A languid, passive model lying on a beach or propped on a river rock. Not in Paris Vogue.

Look, Clive Owen is great. Awesome, even. And hot! He's not exactly craggy or jowly but he is NOT the smooth, baby-faced manbot seen in this Lancôme ad. Found in the "Hommes International" issue of Paris Vogue, this ad renders Clive positively poreless. Isn't his rugged, wizened mug what you like about him? At least…

As previously reported, forty-seven year old actress Julianne Moore is on the cover of Vogue Paris, looking positively catty. Apropos, then, that some of the images inside seemed perfect for the LOLcat treatment. A blank-eyed moddle stars in the "Sunset Boulevard" shoot by Terry Richardson and Carine Roitfeld, after…

Well, we've posted a couple of photo shoots from the April issue of French Vogue, but we haven't really discussed the cover story starring Kate Moss. The shoot, by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin, is titled "Sur La Route," or "On The Road" and it's clearly inspired by the 1968 film Girl On A Motorcycle,…

You already know that the April issue of Vogue Paris is pretty inside, but did you know that one photo shoot was also perfect for a LOLcat treatment? And so. The black and white "Simplement Couture" shots, by Hedi Slimane, get some incredibly stoopid faux Français text. We're puttin werds on ur moddles, after the jump.

The new issue of Paris Vogue, with trés belle actress Charlotte Gainsbourg on the cover, features a white-on-white photo shoot, complete with lion cub. (OMG bebe wildlife!) Of course we had to give it a touch of ze LOL. In the spirit of cheezburger-loving felines all over the internets: Butchered French and kitteh…

The New York Times interviewed our favorite muse, André J., for the Sunday Styles section, and we've learned all kinds of interesting things about André! André was born in Newark, N.J, does not consider himself a cross dresser ("I'm just expressing myself and not hurting anyone and taking myself to a place where I…

French Vogue is better than American Vogue in so many ways, but never has it been more obvious: U.S. Vogue needs more bearded drag queens! For instance, André J. He's a muse who used to work at the Patricia Field store and graced New York Magazine's look book. And now he's posing with Carolyn Murphy on the cover of an…

Ah, French Vogue, the gift that keeps on giving! First there was the occult style story. Next up? A silly 80s-inspired fashion feature photographed by David Sims. The wacky expressions drove us in to LOL-land. Sacre bleu! After the jump, we are in ur magazeen encore, putting werds on your moddles. Merci!