The documentary Paris, Not France, finally premiered on MTV last night, and it was like watching pink glitter nail polish dry — except for when Paris trashed a writer who made her career, and got caught using her real voice.
Oh, dear lord in heaven. Remember that Paris Hilton documentary we discussed in Dirt Bag this morning? Well there's a trailer already! Sample quote: "People see me as Barbie with a perfect life, a fantasy...whatever."