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    11:20 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Reading the Michael Lohan thing... I am now absolutely convinced that there is a Nobel Prize awarded to the Worst Human Being on Earth, and he's desperately gunning for it.

    Competition is fierce this year. #britneyspears
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    11:05 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ashlee Simpson as Roxie Hart = casting fail. #britneyspears
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    11:03 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Just don't tell me Russell Brand wears a wig. I'd die bananas. #britneyspears
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    10:52 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    As much as I despise Carrie Prejean and believe her tongue should be cut out, I kinda feel for that girl (or at least her mother) to be in the room when that was shown. I would say "low blow," but it's really not nearly as much of a bitch move as half of the stunts she's pulled. Lesson: nobody wins when everybody behaves like a B.

    Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
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    11:12 AM

    @Snowbunny: Maybe I'm a bitch, but all I feel is sweet, sweet Schadenfreude. #britneyspears
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    02:08 PM

    @onestrawplz: As your fellow bitch, I a giddy with glee at Miss Preachy Princess getting eeeverything she deserves. #britneyspears
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    10:47 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Hortense, there is only so much bad news I can take in a day! Kate Moss has to do her own hair? I'm depressed now. #britneyspears
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    11:21 AM

    @mommy_dearest: Can you imagine? The horror! ;) #britneyspears
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    10:46 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ahhhh Ms. Prejean, I knew it was only a matter of time before you were exposed for your blatant hypocrisy and nonsense. Hubris my dear. #britneyspears
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    11:21 AM

    @DutchessOfDork: so. I don't know how I missed this before, but her sex tape is a "solo" sex tape? who tapes themself masterbating? #britneyspears
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    11:32 AM

    @phantom lady: Someone desperate for attention, but so extremely annoying that no one wants to be with her. #britneyspears
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    10:38 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    I definitely read 'Mad Max: Fury Road' as 'Mad Men: Fury Road', and had this great image of everyone in their suits hurling flaming highball glasses at each other. #britneyspears
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    10:41 AM

    @Minabee: Myself as well! I thought, this doesn't make much sense.. #britneyspears
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    12:40 PM

    @Minabee: whereas I read "Mad Max: Furry Road" and envisioned some sort of post-apocalyptic furry convention. #britneyspears
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    12:59 PM

    @Crackers In Bed: Ha! I'm thinking that if Matthew Weiner combines the two ideas, he has a great episode for later in the 1960s, when everyone at Sterling Cooper discovers hallucinogens. #britneyspears
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Also, loved the Tobey MacGuire quote but would like to add to what he said that we could also stand to support the families of the people who go away to fight a little more too. They are the ones who take on the burden of responsibility for the emotional health of troops, and are the ones who suffer with the damage to their loved ones.

    If I never have to hear another sneering nasty remark about how all soldier's wives are whores who can't wait for their men to go away so they can slut it up... well I just don't think that will happen. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Whoa, Callista Flockheart being interviewed about the dancing baby on Ally McBeal? Did they also ask her about the information superhighway that all the kids are talking about these days? #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    Image of bitchyolympian bitchyolympian
    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    Dear Emily Blunt: History can and should be interesting, not dry facts. Sorry if you had a bad history teacher, but please don't tell me your movie is OMGSOCOOL when it IS, in fact, based on Victoria's life. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @bitchyolympian: I think she's referring to the fact that the movie is really not about the turbulent politics of the time. The film's focus is Victoria-- the teenage girl, transitioning to her as woman and as a side note, the queen she becomes.

    But yeah, I'm a history major. It's not boring people :o). The movie is amazing-- I can't wait to see it in theaters. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    This morning on the Today Show a clip aired of Jon Gosselin saying something along the lines of 'it's hard for a man to spend so many years changing diapers and going to doctor's appointments... the things your wife is supposed to do.'

    Barf. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: Good to know. He'd almost redeemed himself in my mind. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: Oh, hell no! What a vile man. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @Newsgirl: I saw that and nearly died. Of course you have a terrible public image when you're saying that you hate doing "women's work." #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    That episode of ER was what made me a Ewan McGregor fan; I never forgot his performance, even though I didn't know who the actor was. Years later, when I was in high school, I wrote him a fan letter gushing not about the recently released Moulin Rouge, but about his role as the robber.

    He sent me an autographed photo in response. When I took it to school the next day, everyone thought it was Kenneth Branagh. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    @mizzmarvel: You are my new best friend. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    I have known people like Lindsay Lohan - people who ALWAYS are having stuff happen to them...so in so is out to get them...they got a gun pulled on them when they were just minding their own business at 2am on the local street corner...everyone is so MEAN to them...

    There is always something happening and always some huge drama.

    Girl, you have got to realise that maybe SOME of this drama is avoidable (and is some of it made up/exaggerated for attention?).

    This is to the drama queens I know as WELL as Lindsay.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    gerard, do not go gently, drunkenly, or anything-ly into that crazy lohan light. seriously, gerard. not even for a fling. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/02/09

    In reply to Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
    January Jones should be fun, but I am dancing with a little cartoon bird at the idea of Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosting SNL. He made me very happy in (500) Days of Summer. That's gonna be a fun live-blog.

    I'm pretty sure with January Jones, SNL will already have more female hosts than it did all of last year. That's also nice.
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    11/02/09

    @lalaland13: Oh yeah The JG-L one is gonna be so awesome! I can't wait for that movie to come out on DVD so I can watch it like 500 times all day, everyday. Kinda like I did with Ever After when I got that on VHS. #lindsaylohangerardbutler
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