Clean, modern… rectangular. Those are the buzzwords for Stella McCartney's show in Paris this morning. Which means: Boxy jackets, boxy coats, boxy vests, boxy dresses. In other words: Hated it!
Before you leap into Lanvin, pop a Lithium. Because Alber Elbaz is moody — over what, I don't know, but his clothes are dark and brooding, perfect for any beautiful-but-tortured member of the Parisian elite.
The world you're about to enter is insane. Up is down. Men are women. Pillowcases are dresses and dresses are paint tarps and everyone has a mustache. Still: There's fun, infectious energy; obsessive attention to detail; modern gypsys and crowns!