Why You Should Lie To Your Kids About Everything You Did In High School

When I was sixteen, my mom confessed to me she'd had PREMARITAL SEX. Why I had not assumed she'd had premarital sex when I knew both that she had dated my dad for seven years before they got married and that they still, judging from the Price Club value pack of Trojans underneath the hairdryer in her bathroom, were » 5/05/08 2:20pm 5/05/08 2:20pm

Dear "Baby Daddy" Steve Almond: Ever Heard Of That Saying,"You Can't…

Steve Almond and Jane Roper are two bloggers for the parenting website Babble who recently decided, "in the spirit of blog-raderie", to have a play date and blog about it on their respective blogs. Ruh-oh! "Josie seems so sweet and sociable on her dad's blog, but in reality, I'm sorry to report, she's a total prima… » 1/02/08 2:00pm 1/02/08 2:00pm

When Does A Baby Get Too Old For You To Snort Cocaine In Front Of It?

Where I come from a lot of folks bring their babies to their local bars, so it wasn't totally shocking to read in yesterday's Page Six Magazine that in New York, coke and infants still go together like they did in the days of Three Men And A Baby. The magazine tells the story of myriad New Yorkers, mostly… » 12/17/07 1:00pm 12/17/07 1:00pm