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    Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/30/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    That study done in England has, for obvious reasons (other than being in England) never been present for my last hour class. If they had been they would never, EVER reach that conclusion.


    One of several someones disrupts class. Daily. They are the class from hell.

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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/30/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    Sondra "Miss Football" Fortunato says she may shift her team allegiance from the NY Giants to the Philly Eagles because she is sick of being hassled by Giants Stadium staff over her skimpy outfits.


    Sorry, but... isn't 'skimpy outfit' in the job description to be Miss Anything?

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    Image of quityourlife quityourlife
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    I'm pretty sure if you're looking for respect and a hassle-free existence, the Philadelphia Eagles organization is the last place you want to show up with exposed skin.

    Or a well-publicized previous allegiance to the Giants for that matter.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/29/08

    @quityourlife: You speak the truth.
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    Image of CecilMcCecil CecilMcCecil
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    I miss HamsterPants as well. What ever became of her and her tiny little helmet?
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    12/29/08

    @CecilMcCecil: As they steal our money and need to destroy the evidence, financial firms have been keeping our little behelmetted friend busy! I mean, with millions of pages to shred at 45 minutes a pop, she won't have much time to get away from the rat race.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    Firewomen and firemen are really a pet's best friend. I actually got the captain of the fire station down the street to call me back about my kitties when they had to break down my door because of flooding and I was out of town. (The kitties were ok, turned out my apartment had less than an inch of water in one room)
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    Image of OtterPower OtterPower
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    I love that the firemen went in to specifically save those kitties. I thought that only happened on t.v. The photo of one of them administering the oxygen mask is just too precious.
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    Image of zu_zu zu_zu
    12/29/08

    @OtterPower: I know! And that fire departments actually have special masks for pets makes me just feel that much better about humanity.
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    Image of SweetIo SweetIo
    12/29/08

    @zu_zu: They used masks for human babies...I hope that doesn't squash your fuzzy feeling!
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    Image of Trent 4-EVA Trent 4-EVA
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    All pets eat underwear, right? Mine and my bff's do. We both have many crotchless panties that didn't start out that way.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/29/08

    @Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling: the boyfriend's dog ate the butt area out of all of his dirty boxer shorts.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    I thought one of the benefits of being a hamster is that you don't have to do any work. I feel bad that this poor little hamster is expected to shred paper when all of the other hamsters can just roll around in the wheel for fun.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/29/08

    @EdnasEdibles: Not to mention they'll apparently get smothered once they get through five sheets or so...no wonder they're taking their time.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/29/08

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: Actually they will just have more stuff to roll around in and poop on. We used shredded paper in my hamster's cage when I was little.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/29/08

    @badmutha: But look at the picture and the tiny cage! It's like Rapunzel spinning herself into a corner!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    I see Hamsterpants has a lot going in her life right now. Great for her!
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/29/08

    @TexasCrude: She said she was busy with work not too long ago. Good for her!
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/29/08

    @TexasCrude: I was just wondering earlier today where Hamsterpants was....
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    12/29/08

    @DangerMouse: Oh my God! So was I! It's like y'all are in my brain, or I'm in yours, or -- I don't know what but it's damn freaky.


    And yes, I miss her!

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    Actually, I would kind of like it if public celebrations could be separated into families, couples and single women over here sometimes too. Once my family braved Times Square at New Year's and a guy was jerking off next to my mother. Bleargh.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/29/08

    In reply to Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
    You know, it is possible that perhaps talking rhymically over percussion or music could have originated in more than one place? It's not that complicated an idea, and a lot of people are really bad singers.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    12/29/08

    @morninggloria: And this is why I try not to admit to matriculating at UNM.
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