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    A Gringo Ate Her Babies

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    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Those are newborns? Yikes.
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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    My first thought was, "oh wow, baby gringos are adorable!"


    Then, "wait, what?"


    I just should not be allowed on the Internets before properly caffeinating myself.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    I'm kind of enjoying the glimpse of claw. Like: "Fine, squish us now. But we know where you live, sister."
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Nice accessories, Fraulein! I like how you chose baby animals with eyes that perfectly match your t-shirt; now if you could just train them to perch on your shoulders so we could see your pretty face better, you'd really be red carpet ready!
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Oh my god - they look so much like my kitty! Except that he's grey, and would manage to look far more annoyed if I carried him like that.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    See...these...eyes...so green.../song from Cat People sung by David Bowie
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    It was only a few years ago I learned that pumas, panthers, mountain lions and cougars are all the same thing.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/09/09

    @mbprice: I just learned that reading this. Is that true? They're different sizes and colors and from different parts of the world.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/09/09

    @mbprice: It's kind of crazy. I'm just going to start calling women who go after younger men "mountain lions" just to confuse people.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/09/09

    @Snowbunny: pumas, mountain lions, and cougars ARE all the same. they have a million names for that damn cat, all of which are used interchangeably. panther is used to refer to a few different species of cat, but in gringo speak, usually refers to a mountain lion.


    how do i know this? i did my animal report on them in fourth grade... NERRRD!

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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Kittens are nature's antidepressants.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    I want to scratch behind their ears and stroke their chins.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    I can't believe they're wearing fur. Does PETA know about this?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Like a furry balm to my soul.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Furry soul balm is good. Furry lip balm, not so good.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Wait, what?! A Gringo? They have gringos in Germany? I didn't know that there were enough Mexicans/Latin Americans there for "gringo" to be a thing.


    And, speaking of Germany and white people, can we work the word "gringo" in when discussing Hitler's idea of the master race? Because that lends an appropriate amount of absurdity to an absurd idea.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    06/09/09

    @morninggloria: It is my understanding that Hitler, also known as "El Jefe" by the locals, wanted to build a race of "ubergringos" who would boss everyone around and get the best women.
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    Image of Lolly Lolly
    06/09/09

    @morninggloria: Sigh.


    If it's about Germany, it must be about Hitler.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/09/09

    @badmutha: Wouldn't they be "supergringos"? Or "gringissimos"?
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    06/09/09

    @badmutha: For some reason I got a visual of El Guapo from Three Amigos.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/09/09

    @Lolly: Well, you know, Godwin's Law and all that.


    @morninggloria: I think "uber" gives just that necessary German twang to it, frankly. I would think that ubergringos would come riding in on dachshunds, don't you? Eating apple pie and schnitzel.

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/09/09

    @Uncommon Whore: If Hitler is El Guapo, then who would be Jefe? Mussolini? I wonder if he'd know what a plethora was.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/09/09

    @morninggloria: I saw a Chili's in Brussels, so we know there is at least one Mexican/American/what? in Europe.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/09/09

    In reply to A Gringo Ate Her Babies
    Right now: the stuff of dreams

    In two weeks: the stuff of nightmares


    Those claws don't lie.

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