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    Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor

    Call Off The Bump Watch

    "Oh Give Mei A Break"

    Critter Crisis!

    Cute, But Not Cuddly

    Smell You Later… Forever

    Baby Panda Mental Health Paglia Break

    Pregnant Panda Gives Birth On Camera

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/05/09

    In reply to Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
    He ain' t no Butterstick.
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    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    09/05/09

    In reply to Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
    So I just following the link all the way to the Live Pandacam and the momma and baby are curled up sleeping...before I thought about it I stated clicking it like I was trying to knock on the glass to wake them up...I would totally get thrown out of the zoo.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/05/09

    In reply to Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
    I was diagnosed with roly poly at that age too, but I was soon in remission and showing early signs of wiggly piggly.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    09/05/09

    In reply to Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
    I gotta panda it to him. He's pretty cute!
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/05/09

    @LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: unbearably cute.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    09/05/09

    @boobookitteh: Mar-super-ial cute!
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/05/09

    @LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: I'm not going to panda to the masses with more puns!
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    This kinda sucks. Pandas are only able to get pregnant at one time every year. Baby pandas are so valuable because of the limited numbers of pandas left.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Did anyone watch "Glee" last night? This reminds of the preview of the season when the doctor tells the wife she's not pregnant and she replies, "Did it fall out?"
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    I went to the Zoo this weekend to check things out. And let me tell you, she is such a typical celebrity. First she fakes a pregnancy for attention, now it appears she's crash dieting on Alli, either that or using LiLo's fake tanner. That was one dirty-assed panda.
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    Image of hkcd hkcd
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Oh, pandas. [animalreview.wordpress.com] gave pandas an F.


    "Pandas' problems come from their basic refusal to act like real bears. First of all, real bears like to mate. Brown bears, black bears, and polar bears are all famous for their robust drive to procreate. Not so pandas. It's just very low on their list of priorities. In addition, real bears eat what they're supposed to. Again, not so with pandas. Even though they have the digestive tract of a carnivore and cannot digest cellulose effectively, they insist on keeping to a diet that is 90 percent bamboo. This means that they have to feed constantly, subtracting from time that could otherwise be spent not mating. In fact, it is entirely likely that pandas don't ever mate because they don't have enough energy after long days of eating their really inefficient food source.


    Also, they're legally blind."

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/20/09

    @hkcd: Am I a panda?
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    Image of descent descent
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Pandas! They're Just Like Us !
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Midweek Madness is starting early today
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    In the spirit of all the Jennifer Aniston tabloid coverage, I'm sure we'll soon be hearing about "Mei Xiang bump watch!! Mei Xiang to adopt twins!! Mei Xiang betrayed because her best friend called Brad Pitt!!1!"
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Take away her pregnancy perks. No more foot rubs for you, little missy.


    Actually, I wonder if living in captivity makes them lose touch with their own bodies and natural processes?

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Meanwhile, the giraffe at the zoo will soon be appearing on TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    05/20/09

    @lalaland13: Oh my gosh, I was just going to leave a comment about that show. I'm sort of embarrassingly obsessed with it.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/20/09

    @lalaland13: Perfect! The giraffes at our local zoo are ALWAYS knocked up. Sluts.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/20/09

    @mysterygirl: Whenever I see it on the channel guide, I have to flip past. It freaks me out too much. My brain cannot accept that. If I watched it, I would end up taking a pregnancy test every month. Even on my period. Even while not getting laid.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/20/09

    @lalaland13: Same! The fear that this could happen to me is too much for my tiny brain.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/20/09

    @lalaland13: @mysterygirl: Me too, even though the story on the show is the same every time.


    1. Women gains 10 lbs. but clothes still fit.

    2. Has what she thinks is the most serious gas ever.

    3. Thinks liver or some other organ is suddenly exploding.

    4. Has baby in some unsanitary place.

    5. Mom and baby are healthy and happy.

    6. It is fascinating every single time.

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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    05/20/09

    @swimmingly: Did you see when the lady had TWINS though?? That was shocking, even for THAT show!
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    This was all a media stunt to win back BradXi's heart from that evil woman, YuAngi.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    05/20/09

    In reply to Call Off The Bump Watch
    Way to fool the paparazzi, Mei. Do you have a new movie to promote or something?
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