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    TGIF

    Call Off The Bump Watch

    White Water Rafting, Panda Style

    Cute, But Not Cuddly

    Now Boarding: The Panda Express

    Saturday Night: Time To Rock

    Saint Angelina, Brad & The Twins Hit Cannes

    TGIF

    It's STILL got less calories than chocolate.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I love beets! Color me jealous!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    That cakes looks like what would have happened if my wedding cake was carried into the rain.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    For all you non-pandas out there - TGIF! www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Watermelon-Margarita-Ice-Pops-354221
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I am now contemplating what I would put in a birthday cake for my cat. It would probably not end up looking that awesome.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    If you ever get a chance, go to the Smithsonian early in the day for panda popsicles time - they give them each a fruit popsicle and the pandas lie on their backs and eat them with their feet. They get VERY upset if another panda tries to steal their popsicle.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/10/09

    @hamburgerhotdog:I want to go there and witness this. Right now. I can just imagine them, lolling around, thoroughly enjoying their popsicles and smiling their panda smiles, and then gravely wounding the other pandas when they get too close. Seriously, I love pandas. Even though they are jerks in real life.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Those are great pictures. I tried to get an interview, but they said "No, you can't do that. He's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." Panda jerk.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    07/10/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: That's only because you were wearing Sex Panther cologne.
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I think we should start a revolution and bake a pie INTO a cake! A Cakie!
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    07/10/09

    @SevenNationArmy has no idea whats going on: Why should the cake go into the pie, huh? Are you trying to say the pie is superior?
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Bears. Beets. Now we just need Battlestar Gallactica.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/10/09

    @

    LucyRed    :

    Voice of Mel Blanc:

    Bears! Beety-Beety-Beety-Beet
     Reply
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I hope he got good gifts.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Commence Cake Vs. Pie Argument. Cake boy here, heh!
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: I'm with you on the cake. Especially if it's on a boy.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Cake, with or without boy.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Oh, no! We can't be friends anymore :(
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    Image of missteenwordpower missteenwordpower
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Pie all the way. It's cake, plus fruit! I'm hoping for a tableful of wedding pies when mrteenwordpower and I finally get around to it.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Man, you'd better not be startin' stuff. We pie disciples will be on you like meringue on lemon.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @save jinger: Are you saying that...you're a ...pie person?
    *shudder*
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    @save jinger: We can, we'll just sit at opposite ends of the table during dessert.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/10/09

    @save jinger: And we can't be roommates. THIS WAR HAS NO WINNERS! Unless we turn it into a tasting, then everyone wins.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: And make funny faces at each other?
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: I'll take layer upon layer of cake. Although I'd prefer that it not contain beets.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/10/09

    Both. With ice cream.

    KACHOW!!
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: CAKE FTW.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/10/09

    @BabyJane: For me: pie > cake > giant beet popsicles
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    Image of counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Pie. There's no question about it.
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    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: I'm cake all the way! After seeing American Pie as a teenager, I never looked at pie the same again.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole:Last night I made a cherry pie from scratch and DAMN if it isn't delicious! Also, I'm ambivalent to most frosting so crust is a huge upgrade in my book.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    @AJ: Beets in cake only exist in Palin's version of the Real America, hence it is a crime against democracy.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    @save jinger: We'll be civil after, until one of us burps in the other one's face, then it will be full on cat-fight. So, file your nails.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: key lime PIE cheeseCAKE. Oh snap.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole:

    Cake, of the Crab variety
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    Image of you've got red on you you've got red on you
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: CAKE. Or cupcake. I just found the most amazing recipe that effectively combines yellow cake mix, raw cookie dough (minus the raw eggs, of course), and makes tiny little bits of heaven in cupcake form. I'm pretty excited about it.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Oh, I'm already hiding razors in my hair. It's on!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    @save jinger: *applies vaseline to cheeks, places shank up sleeve.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @save jinger:
    You and CurtCole just remember this:

    The first rule of Cake vs.Pie Club is, you DO NOT TALK about Cake vs. Pie Club.
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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    When the sugar-high hits, it's going to be pure pandamonium.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Even pandas are on Team Cake. I consider this debate settled.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    This panda has chosen sides, and he has chosen wisely.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    @hortense: Word Up! Pandas can't eat pie, they do not have suitable digits for utensils. Cake can be bear-pawed, hence cake wins.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/10/09

    @hortense: He's four! It's clearly an ethics violation to recruit a MINOR onto Team Cake. Disqualified!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    07/10/09

    @hortense: He is a sad panda, because the cake nazis refused to take his preference into consideration.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    07/10/09

    @hortense: THEN WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SAD, HORTENSE?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/10/09

    @Khrushchev: Because it's made out of beets, which are the worst food ever. And our President, Barack Obama, agrees with me, which means eating beets should be against the law.

    That's how it works, you know.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    07/10/09

    @hortense: SUCH AS.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/10/09

    @hortense: The fact that it's made out of beets and water also means it's not REALLY cake. It's a beet popsicle in cake's icing.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I swear, if they covered my cake in fucking foudant again, Imma throw this sucker across my cage.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/10/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Lucky panda! That actually sounds like it might make a yummy popsicle.



    I think tonight is a bottle of wine and cake for dinner kind of night.



    Thank GAWD it's Friday.
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    Image of R-Star R-Star
    07/10/09

    @Penny: You should come up north to Portland. My stepmom has made a lemon cake and an almond poppyseed cake for my family birthday party. And I can almost guarantee that wine will be in good supply.
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