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TGIF
It's STILL got less calories than chocolate.

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queenieinmanhattan
07/10/09

In reply to TGIF
I love beets! Color me jealous!
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Lymed
07/10/09

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That cakes looks like what would have happened if my wedding cake was carried into the rain.
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jeepgirl
07/10/09

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For all you non-pandas out there - TGIF! www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Watermelon-Margarita-Ice-Pops-354221
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HuckleberryFriend
07/10/09

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I am now contemplating what I would put in a birthday cake for my cat. It would probably not end up looking that awesome.
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hamburgerhotdog
07/10/09

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If you ever get a chance, go to the Smithsonian early in the day for panda popsicles time - they give them each a fruit popsicle and the pandas lie on their backs and eat them with their feet. They get VERY upset if another panda tries to steal their popsicle.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
07/10/09

@hamburgerhotdog:I want to go there and witness this. Right now. I can just imagine them, lolling around, thoroughly enjoying their popsicles and smiling their panda smiles, and then gravely wounding the other pandas when they get too close. Seriously, I love pandas. Even though they are jerks in real life.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
07/10/09

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Those are great pictures. I tried to get an interview, but they said "No, you can't do that. He's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." Panda jerk.
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jeepgirl
07/10/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: That's only because you were wearing Sex Panther cologne.
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SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
07/10/09

In reply to TGIF
I think we should start a revolution and bake a pie INTO a cake! A Cakie!
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
07/10/09

@SevenNationArmy has no idea whats going on: Why should the cake go into the pie, huh? Are you trying to say the pie is superior?
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LucyRed
07/10/09

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Bears. Beets. Now we just need Battlestar Gallactica.
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NotChoinski
07/10/09

@

LucyRed:

Voice of Mel Blanc:

Bears! Beety-Beety-Beety-Beet
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BabyJane
07/10/09

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I hope he got good gifts.
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CurtCole
07/10/09

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Commence Cake Vs. Pie Argument. Cake boy here, heh!
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LadyFabulous
07/10/09

@CurtCole: I'm with you on the cake. Especially if it's on a boy.
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BabyJane
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Cake, with or without boy.
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save jinger
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Oh, no! We can't be friends anymore :(
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missteenwordpower
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Pie all the way. It's cake, plus fruit! I'm hoping for a tableful of wedding pies when mrteenwordpower and I finally get around to it.
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token_illiterate_commenter
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Man, you'd better not be startin' stuff. We pie disciples will be on you like meringue on lemon.
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BabyJane
07/10/09

@save jinger: Are you saying that...you're a ...pie person?
*shudder*
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CurtCole
07/10/09

@save jinger: We can, we'll just sit at opposite ends of the table during dessert.
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sympathyforthebasementcat
07/10/09

@save jinger: And we can't be roommates. THIS WAR HAS NO WINNERS! Unless we turn it into a tasting, then everyone wins.
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save jinger
07/10/09

@CurtCole: And make funny faces at each other?
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AJ
07/10/09

@CurtCole: I'll take layer upon layer of cake. Although I'd prefer that it not contain beets.
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shorty63136
07/10/09

Both. With ice cream.

KACHOW!!
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birminghamdrunk
07/10/09

@CurtCole: CAKE FTW.
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save jinger
07/10/09

@BabyJane: For me: pie > cake > giant beet popsicles
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Pie. There's no question about it.
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A_Gracious_Plenty
07/10/09

@CurtCole: I'm cake all the way! After seeing American Pie as a teenager, I never looked at pie the same again.
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pear.shaped.Sara
07/10/09

@CurtCole:Last night I made a cherry pie from scratch and DAMN if it isn't delicious! Also, I'm ambivalent to most frosting so crust is a huge upgrade in my book.
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CurtCole
07/10/09

@AJ: Beets in cake only exist in Palin's version of the Real America, hence it is a crime against democracy.
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CurtCole
07/10/09

@save jinger: We'll be civil after, until one of us burps in the other one's face, then it will be full on cat-fight. So, file your nails.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/10/09

@CurtCole: key lime PIE cheeseCAKE. Oh snap.
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NotChoinski
07/10/09

@CurtCole:

Cake, of the Crab variety
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you've got red on you
07/10/09

@CurtCole: CAKE. Or cupcake. I just found the most amazing recipe that effectively combines yellow cake mix, raw cookie dough (minus the raw eggs, of course), and makes tiny little bits of heaven in cupcake form. I'm pretty excited about it.
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save jinger
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Oh, I'm already hiding razors in my hair. It's on!
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CurtCole
07/10/09

@save jinger: *applies vaseline to cheeks, places shank up sleeve.
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BabyJane
07/10/09

@save jinger:
You and CurtCole just remember this:

The first rule of Cake vs.Pie Club is, you DO NOT TALK about Cake vs. Pie Club.
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ClockOnTheStove
07/10/09

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When the sugar-high hits, it's going to be pure pandamonium.
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tscheese
07/10/09

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Even pandas are on Team Cake. I consider this debate settled.
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hortense
07/10/09

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This panda has chosen sides, and he has chosen wisely.
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CurtCole
07/10/09

@hortense: Word Up! Pandas can't eat pie, they do not have suitable digits for utensils. Cake can be bear-pawed, hence cake wins.
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andBegorrah
07/10/09

@hortense: He's four! It's clearly an ethics violation to recruit a MINOR onto Team Cake. Disqualified!
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haguenite
07/10/09

@hortense: He is a sad panda, because the cake nazis refused to take his preference into consideration.
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Khrushchev
07/10/09

@hortense: THEN WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SAD, HORTENSE?
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hortense
07/10/09

@Khrushchev: Because it's made out of beets, which are the worst food ever. And our President, Barack Obama, agrees with me, which means eating beets should be against the law.

That's how it works, you know.
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BAngieB
07/10/09

@hortense: SUCH AS.
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cate3710
07/10/09

@hortense: The fact that it's made out of beets and water also means it's not REALLY cake. It's a beet popsicle in cake's icing.
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morninggloria
07/10/09

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I swear, if they covered my cake in fucking foudant again, Imma throw this sucker across my cage.
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Penny
07/10/09

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Lucky panda! That actually sounds like it might make a yummy popsicle.

I think tonight is a bottle of wine and cake for dinner kind of night.

Thank GAWD it's Friday.

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R-Star
07/10/09

@Penny: You should come up north to Portland. My stepmom has made a lemon cake and an almond poppyseed cake for my family birthday party. And I can almost guarantee that wine will be in good supply.
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