For A Better Cup Of Tea, Just Add Panda Poop

Feel free to keep sipping your tea, Earl Grey, hot, but be advised that those in the know will soon be switching to a fine blend made using panda crap. Apparently a "wildlife expert in China is attempting to launch the world's most expensive tea, using panda poo to fertilize the brew." You see, pandas only digest 30%… » 11/15/11 12:54am 11/15/11 12:54am