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Ailatan
07/16/09

In reply to Heaven Sent
"Pobre de mí, pobre de mí, que se han acabao las fiestas de San Fermín"
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BearDownCBears
07/16/09

In reply to Heaven Sent
The candles and bandanna indicate, to me, that the lyrics are pedantic directions for children who have to apply a tourniquet on their drunk-ass dads, in the dark, after they got gored in the butt by a bull.
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BearDownCBears
07/16/09

@BearDownCBears: "Hello darkness my old friend

My dad got stuck in the ass again

He said he wouldn't take a chance this time

But then got schnockered on Panplona wine

And his legs were not as speedy as he planned

So Ferdinand

Provided a dose of rectal violence"
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Kivrin
07/16/09

@BearDownCBears:

Ere Dad got reamed I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone

'Neath the halo of a street lamp

I wished I were away at summer camp

When my ears were stabbed by the sound of

My father's fright

The bull gored him right

With a touch of rectal violence
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/16/09

@Kivrin: Okay, somebody needs to nominate you two for COTD. I cannot do it, but somebody should!
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hydrogen_jukebox
07/16/09

San Fermin WIN.

hahaha.
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tscheese
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
I was like "Wait, I didn't know there was playground equipment on Tatooine."
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BAngieB
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
Dude...most boring Olympic event ever.
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lobsterswithmittens
07/07/09

@BAngieB: Slow down now. I'm sure Shawn Johnson started out the same way; the bars can be intimidating!
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BAngieB
07/07/09

@lobsterswithmittens: Kerri Strug laughs at Shawn Johnson.
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meritxell: an erotic life
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
What a beautiful photograph... it's like an Edward Hopper painting or something
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Lymed
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
She's wearing Campers, isn't she?
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CurtCole
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
Really a red head scarf? Well...she has it coming.
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Ailatan
07/07/09

@CurtCole: most people wear red kerchiefs around the neck, those are the colours: red and white.
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CurtCole
07/07/09

@Ailatan: Doesn't that attract the bull or is that a myth?
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BAngieB
07/07/09

@CurtCole: Bulls are colorblind.
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Ailatan
07/07/09

@CurtCole: I think it's just a myth.
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CurtCole
07/07/09

@BAngieB: @Ailatan: Darn, I'm fond of saying "my eyes see red."
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
Little girl, where is your mother and why is she letting you stand like that? You are going to fall and break your neck and I am not going to take you to the hospital because it will be your own fault!
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Ailatan
07/07/09

@Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: Mum is that you?
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Dodgergirl
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
She better watch out for Tusken Raiders!
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Ailatan
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
1 de Enero, 2 de Febrero, 3 de Marzo, 4 de Abril, 5 de Mayo, 6 de Junio, 7 de Julio, San Fermín!!
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
07/07/09

@Ailatan: OMG, I had completely forgotten about that song! Thanks for bringing it back to my brain.
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meritxell: an erotic life
07/07/09

@Ailatan: La la la la la la la, quien roto la pagarata? La la la lala la la, quien la roto la pagara!
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Ailatan
07/07/09

@meritxell: quien la ha roto la pagará! the one about the tambourine!

@Little Green Frog: You're welcome!
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Annabellie
07/07/09

In reply to Pole Position
"You can pull that dress down right now, Missy. I know you think you're being helpful, but flashing the bulls will not distract them enough to stop them from goring Uncle Carlos."
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