Ingrid Newkirk Is The Worst Person In The World

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Sam Accuses Lindsay Of Siccing Paps On Her; Jay Pushes Conan Out At NBC

• Last night Samantha Ronson got pissed when the paparazzi followed her to a tattoo parlor in L.A. with her stepbrother Alexander Jones. "Why are you here?" Sam asked. "She told you to come here? She told you to come here?"

Lindsay Lohan, Christian Lacroix, And Every Celebrity Clothing Line Known To Man: Fashion Failures And Successes Of 2009

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Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie

• Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.

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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

[London, December 15. Image via Flynet.]

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Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

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Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"

• Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."

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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

• Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."

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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"

• Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."

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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

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Versace In Trouble; Kate Moss Fires Hairstylist

• Dana Thomas — author of Deluxe — wrote an excellent feature on the quagmire of the house of Versace. Thomas takes aim at Donatella and Santo Versace's resistance to change and ham-handed business decisions. It's a thrilling read. [Newsweek]

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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"

• It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:

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Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails

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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free

• No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]

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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama

• The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.

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Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani

• The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
• Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]

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Is It Halloween Already?

[Miami, October 14. Image via Splash.]

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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?

• Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:

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Armani To Rule Nation With Kid-Gloved Fist; Kanye West Kills His Clothing Line

• Giorgio Armani might be made Senator for Life (a real position) by the Italian president. The designer would then vote on the national budget, and "beautify" parliamentary proceedings. Armani's reaction to the nomination, and his political leanings, were unknown. [WSJ]