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    Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    08:39 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list.
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    08:59 PM

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: S'ok. Glenn Beck's gotten the Worst Person in the World from Keith Olbermann, and that's what really counts.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09:03 PM

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: It's from FailBlog, so, in keeping with their style, I think it's more going for "biggest fuckup" not "biggest fuck."
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08:11 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, they have nothing interesting to say. Or, if it's a particularly furry hat, random strangers decide it's OK to pet it/me.

    Can't I express my haberdasherlove without it being interpreted as peacocking? Times like that I wish I had poison darts at the ready.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09:07 PM

    @TransFat: You love vintage hats all you want. I can't judge: I love vintage wigs. Unfortunately, society just isn't ready to bring them back at all...
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    09:09 PM

    @LaComtesse: That's amaaaazing. Are you under there somewhere? It reminds me of the headless queen in Baron Von Munchausen.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09:13 PM

    @TransFat: I WISH that were me. I just keep this picture with me as inspiration.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    08:05 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08:29 PM

    @Tchotchke: Did I miss the memmo on "fucknut" being the new douche? Because I fully endorse it.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    09:03 PM

    @TransFat: Haha, well, I suggested it in the douche thread, but ultimately, I just decided to use it regardless because I love it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07:59 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectly content thinking you are an asshole.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08:24 PM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Trust - his PD encourages it.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    07:54 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    For some reason, no matter how much I hear/see about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall, I STILL don't believe they are together. Whenever I come across something about them together, it registers in my brain as a tabloid rumor...even though they've been together for a few years. My brain won't process it
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    07:57 PM

    @jemandtheholograms: I agree. I laughed when I read "Reese is a traditional sort of lady..." but then I remembered lavender marriages were once considered sort-of traditional.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    08:02 PM

    @Bettiespork: Also, not to nit-pick but she did get pregnant with her first child prior to her marriage to Ryan Phillipe. While children out of wedlock are a long standing tradition, not sure if that's what the comment "traditional lady" meant.

    (ps: I don't actually care that she had her child before she was married, just a surprising/funny fact to me)
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    08:13 PM

    @jemandtheholograms: You're right! I'd completely forgotten about that.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08:17 PM

    @jemandtheholograms: That's how I felt about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I thought it was all lies until she was like 8th months pregnant. It just seemed really made up to me.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    08:18 PM

    @NellMood: I think its because when it first happened, it was a very all of the sudden and in a "look, she's over her divorce" kind of way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07:54 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    The Lilith Fair line-up is extremely disappointing. I hope that they add more acts. Cough*Santogold*cough.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    07:53 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? Is that a porcine aviator outside my window?
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    07:52 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    Anyone want to fill in the thought bubbles?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07:59 PM

    @rodmanstreet:
    Jake: I'm wearing jockeys? Why? I thought I only owned boxer shorts.

    Reese: I might look like Renee to that British Brown man, but damn, my squinting is much sexier!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    08:00 PM

    @rodmanstreet: Do we really need to?
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    08:06 PM

    @CollegeCamel: No, it's optional. Just thought it'd be fun.
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    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    08:14 PM

    @rodmanstreet: Jake: Ah! Nice and silent!
    Reese: What's that smell?
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08:15 PM

    @rodmanstreet: How dare you give me somthing fun to do at the tail end of my work day!

    Jake/Reese (in unison): "Silent, but deadly. Hehehe..."
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    08:17 PM

    @TransFat: @Bettiespork: Straight to the farts, eh? My kind of women.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08:22 PM

    @rodmanstreet: Damn it, I knew it was too good. Brava...

    Alternate:

    Jake: Did I leave the gas on?... No, I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Reese: I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    07:48 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    So, does being named Jamie give a woman direct access to Tiger Woods' dick? If so, I'm thinking I'd like to scalp my pass. Any takers?
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    Image of lacey in ak lacey in ak
    07:54 PM

    @LaComtesse: I was going to say, if this scandal has taught me anything, it's that there are many, many ways to spell "Jamie."
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07:36 PM

    In reply to Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
    And for the most bummer news of the day, no more FOTC. Officially.

    [www.movieline.com]

    I already miss the sugar lumps.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    07:42 PM

    @Alexis: Damn, that's a damn damn shame.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07:52 PM

    @Alexis: Bad news indeed.
    But I think they left it at the right time, and it ended quite neatly.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/02/09

    In reply to Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug
    This was new year's eve? how was Katy Perry on both coasts on the same night? My brain hurts.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/02/09

    In reply to Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug
    whoa - even the goods kinda suck. do these bishes lack reflective surfaces in their abodes? They obvy have no mirrors.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    01/02/09

    In reply to Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug
    Did Katy Perry give herself a boobjob for X-mas?


    And Zelda Williams should consider herself lucky not to have inherited her father's fur.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/02/09

    In reply to Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug
    For an industry that thrives and runs on "looking good," how is that so many "stars" can't ever seem to dress better?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/02/09

    In reply to Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug
    Do not know who Katie Cassidy is.
    Do know that I want to make love to her shoes.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
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