In fairness, plenty of the stars at PETA's 30th Anniversary Gala — Lea Michele, Eva Mendes, Jena Malone — looked fab. But the others packed enough of a punch to give "radical chic" a whole new meaning.

• As part of Operation Cheating Never Happened, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 5th anniversary in bed and Tweeted a snuggly photo. [NYDN, Twitter]

• Seventy-two year old Jane Fonda is talking about her recent plastic surgery, saying, "It was a hard decision to make."

[London, August 23. Image via INFDaily.]

In the words of Pillow Talk, some jokes are too obvious to be funny. Or not, since David Hasselhoff was roasted last night at Sony Pictures Studios. And let's hope you're ready to start your week with serious cleavage!

• Lindsay Lohan's lawyer—Robert Shapiro, of O.J. Simpson "Dream Team" fame—quit last night, apparently because Lindsay refuses to follow his instructions. This is the second time a lawyer has dropped her for being difficult.

• You know how Pink does insane acrobatics during her shows? She was injured during her concert in Germany. Click to watch.

• In a last-ditch effort to avoid reporting to jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan has entered a sober-living facility owned by her new lawyer, Robert Shapiro.

[London, June 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Heathrow, June 18. Image via Splash.]

• Kim Kardashian appears nude in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, but says, "I'm sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable." Kim explains she only agreed to pose because her mom Kris Jenner told her to "go for it..."

• Though TBS, Conan O'Brien's team, and George Lopez have all stated that Lopez is a major supporter of O'Brien coming to TBS, a source claims that might not be the case:

• Sigourney Weaver on why James Cameron didn't get the Oscar for best director:

• Today on Howard Stern's radio show Ryan Phillippe said, "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese Witherspoon and I divorced. I'm tired of getting shit on, I don't feel like I deserve it..."

• When Lindsay Lohan decided to expand her leggings line to a 280-piece collection, there was bound to be some chaff. But lace hoodies? Croc-embossed minidresses? A...thing made of sequins that looks like something Pamela Anderson wore? Dangerous precedents, all. [LATimes]

• Miley Cyrus, 17, is getting her own place.

• Last week, Us Weekly declined to publish a photograph picturing Jesse James doing a "Heil Hitler" gesture. But this week, guess who's running the picture?

• Mariah Carey's remix album Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."

• Zooey Deschanel and Solange Knowles are joining Kate Moss, Coco Rocha, and Georgia May Jagger as the faces of Rimmel. [WWD]
• Meanwhile, Leona Lewis is the next face of American cotton's long-running "The Fabric of Our Lives" campaign. [Sun]

• This report claims that when Vanessa Paradis found out that her partner of 12 years, Johnny Depp, was supposed to shoot passionate love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, she "ordered" him to quit the project.