Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Britney Wants To Buy Her Own Sex Tape

  • Yesterday we heard there was no sex tape; today Britney wants to buy the tape she made with Adnan Ghalib from him, so she can destroy it. Even if they're not having sex on the video, she's probably loopy and naked. She might need to give this guy a lot of cash to make him go away. [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Adnan Ghalib has…
  • » 10/01/08 9:00am 10/01/08 9:00am

Updates On DJ AM & Travis Barker's Plane Crash; Tina Fey Loses Purse At…

  • Following the terrible plane crash in which drummer Travis Barker and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein were seriously injured, there were reports that Chris Baker, Travis's friend and business partner, was on his way to be home with his pregnant wife. These reports were erroneous. [Yahoo News via E!]
  • Both Lindsay and Sam…
  • » 9/22/08 9:00am 9/22/08 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: Why Barack Loves Michelle; Angelina Is Anxious…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we parse tabloid punditry so you don't have to. This week marked a slight departure in tabloid fare, as Us featured potential President and First Lady Barack and Michelle Obama on the cover. Don't let it throw you; the other tabloids covered all the usual players, with In Touch, … » 6/18/08 1:30pm 6/18/08 1:30pm

Gwen & Gavin's Baby: Maybe A Boy, Maybe A Girl, Definitely A Goth

  • Gavin Rossdale says he and Gwen Stefani are not going paint the unborn baby's room pink or blue: They're going to paint it black. Goth bébé, aww. [E!]
  • John Mayer looooves to fuck with us. That's why he let himself be photographed carrying a "prescription bag" with a note that read "Experimental Human Growth Hormones,…
  • » 6/13/08 9:00am 6/13/08 9:00am