Palin & Hasselbeck To Co-Host Fox News Morning Show!

Jezebel HQ has intercepted a secret memo from Fox News, outlining what we already realized was inevitable » 10/27/08 3:30pm 10/27/08 3:30pm: Sarah Palin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be hosting a talk show. will air at 9 am, directly after and will be patterned after the popular fourth "yenta" hour of the with Kathie Lee and Hoda. In fact, the…

Sarah Palin Encourages You To Kill Alaskan Wildlife, As Long As You're…

Happy Columbus Day, or what some of us call Murder Of Indigenous Peoples Day! Alaska's population is 15.6% Native American, but apparently Sarah Palin doesn't have their best interests at heart. While the Governor enjoys fishing, shooting caribou and hunting wolves from helicopters, she has sought to overturn… » 10/13/08 1:00pm 10/13/08 1:00pm

Anne Lamott Opines On The Political Artist Formerly Known As Palin

Writer Anne Lamott hates Sarah Palin » 9/16/08 12:30pm 9/16/08 12:30pm so much she's not using her real name anymore. Instead she's calling her "Claw Washout," which is what you get when you type "Sarah" into the (if you type in "Sarah Palin," you get "Flack Gobbler," which calls up the image of our favorite lipsticked pit bull devouring publicists). As much …