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    Caught On Tape

    Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies

    Carrie Prejean Threatens To Leave Larry King Live Over Gay Phone Call

    Is Miss Queen Pageant A Step Forward For Trans Women Or A Step Back For Everyone?

    The Beauty Pageant Coach Interview TLC Didn't Want You To See

    Beauty Queen Shaves Her Head For Charity

    Child Pageants: American Pasttime Exported Across The Pond

    "We Decided To Make The Hemline Of The Costume Longer"

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    Toddlers & Tiaras: A "Diva Moment" Is Actually A Tantrum
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    This was actually covered by Gawker, and (I think) Fleshbot, a few days back- it was initially thought to be two Miss Universe contestants (Gawker's Azaria Jagger somewhat cynically suggests that it was because of the Western assumption that all Asians look alike), but it transpires that it was actually between Ayoung-Chee, her boyfriend, and a friend.
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    Image of snappletree snappletree
    11/18/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Well THERE'S her first problem. The third person is supposed to be a stranger. Doesn't she watch Gossip Girl?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    The porn industry and the beauty pageant industry should just merge.
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    Image of lovelyleela lovelyleela
    11/18/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah, the talent competition would be most excellent.
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    Katxyz promoted this comment lovelyleela was starred lovelyleela was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    @morninggloria: But then nice conservative xtian (xxxtian?) girls couldn't compete.
    Oh...wait.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Someone needs to take on the responsibility of telling beauty queens that it is ok to say 'no thanks' to a request to digitally capture the sexytimes. They may not know. Such as.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    What is it with pageants and porn? Why don't they just cut to the chase and replace the "talent" section with "sex tapes".
    Hey, it'd make them more interesting. People might actually watch them then!
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    Image of mikaelamac mikaelamac
    11/18/09

    @femme-bot: That is a stellar idea.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09


    @mikaelamac: 'Round these parts, they call us "the problem solvers".
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    I originally read "assignation" as "assassination" and was thinking there was some strange real-life Zoolander thing happening on the pageant circuits that I'd missed. Sex tape makes more sense.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Dear other people,

    Don't read the comments on the NY Daily News site.

    You have been warned.

    -Z
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    See, shit like this doesn't happen in the "Princess Kay of the Milky Way" pageant.
    Just sayin'...
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    At least two out of three of Hef's old girlfriends were Miss Hawaiian Tropics. It's not surprising. Pageants kinda center around the same idea that porn/sex tapes/whatever you wanna call it do.
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    judgingamy was starred judgingamy was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Oh, I hate when I upload my sex tapes on my lap top, then forget to remove them before I send it to a stranger to have it repaired.

    Duh.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Ugh, can't we have something more creative than a threesome. If people are going to keep releasing sex tapes for publicity, I'm going to expect them to up their game. Naked twister, anyone?
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/18/09

    @mfnher: Or maybe a half-assed plot involving ultimate naked twister, a swing and a pink teddy bear that says "Queen" on it.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/18/09

    @mfnher: dirty scrabble!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/18/09

    @mfnher: You know this is a good point. The spate of Beauty Queen Sex tapes could glut the market and create demand for more specialized or higher quality sex tapes. Capitalism!
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    Edited by futuremouse at 11/18/09 4:11 PM futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/18/09

    @PaigeTurner: Oh, baby, those tiles feel so good... (not really sure where I'm going with this)
    @AfroJezeBella: Make him wear the tiara!

    @futuremouse: I'm sensing an increase in production value. There will be multiple camera shots and a craft services table.

    #tips
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    Edited by mfnher at 11/18/09 4:23 PM mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Three's a crown.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/18/09

    In reply to Caught On Tape
    Trinidad and Tobago? Maybe she should change her sash to read, "Trinity & To-Lay-Yo."
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/18/09

    @CurtCole: TriniDO and 2layOH.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/18/09

    @CurtCole: Trinidad and To-Hey-O!
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    11/16/09

    In reply to Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
    What a cackle! #selfdeprecating
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/16/09

    In reply to Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
    Not the brightest crayon in the box, but she seems really sweet and "in on the joke" so we'll give her a pass. #selfdeprecating
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/16/09

    In reply to Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
    Yeah, y'all all think this is adorable until you have six girls like this in class that think it's cute to respond like this NO MATTER WHAT THE TEACHER SAYS.

    She's from my high school, and this is what the girls do. Just watching the back and forth with the doctor is enough to make my head explode and remind me why I took so many engineering/math classes (more boys, less flighty girls). Though I do give her kudos for repeatedly saying 'vagina' on tv.

    Amusing as a late night tv sketch? Yes. Amusing while you're trying to actually learn in biology? No.
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    Edited by Le Kangourou de Kataroo at 11/16/09 12:59 PM Le Kangourou de Kataroo was starred Le Kangourou de Kataroo was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/16/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Well lucky that this is the late night tv sketch then, no? #selfdeprecating
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