Ed Westwick On The Gay Rumors: "Not True, But Hilarious."

Ed Westwick, also known as Gossip Girl »8/22/08 7:00pm8/22/08 7:00pm's Chuck Bass, is in this weekend. We got a sneak peek of some of the quotes from the saucy Brit. (He calls the interviewer "baby" more than once.) About his relationship with co-star and roommate Chace Crawford: "People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were…

The Secret Message Of Page Six Magazine's "Real Life Carrie Bradshaw" Story

As anyone who saw the brilliant (if heavy-handed) Marxist satire Sex & The City: The Movie can attest, Modern Love knows no more determined foe than excessive product placement. But some women were too busy planning extravagant destination weddings for 250 to go see the movie with their 10 bridesmaids in time to save… »7/21/08 1:40pm7/21/08 1:40pm

Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His Offensive Quotes!

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche… »6/23/08 1:00pm6/23/08 1:00pm

We knew there was a reason Page Six Magazine gave model-heiress-workaholic Lydia Hearst (pictured he

We knew there was a reason Page Six Magazine gave model-heiress-workaholic Lydia Hearst (pictured here modeling her tattoo with Cisco Adler) a biweekly column: so she could give us her unvarnished views on the presidential campaign. Click the pic for the whole thought-provoking scan! »4/07/08 12:20pm4/07/08 12:20pm

What Can We Learn From Men Who Claim They Have "Learned"? (Hint: "That They Need To Be Schooled" Is Not That Off)

A few weeks ago, a talented writer named Emily Gould submitted a review of a "lad lit" anthology called Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me. The editor of the book is Daily Show/Colbert co-creator Ben Karlin. Wow! I thought upon reading the review. Men sure are jerks! In fact, I ventured further, maybe the… »2/15/08 2:00pm2/15/08 2:00pm

Brooke Bogart Is So00 Not A — What's That Word? — "Heiress"

"Aspiring model Brooke Bogart" graced the cover of Page Six Magazine yesterday. Do you love how people aspiring to be models are like, the new models? It's so...aspirational! So anyway, Brooke is the nineteen-year-old granddaughter of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, and she's here, says the magazine story, to take… »2/11/08 2:30pm2/11/08 2:30pm

Why Is Page Six Magazine Suddenly The Only Thing Worth Reading On Sunday?

Dear Page Six Magazine,
So I think I hinted at this last week, but I've pretty much reversed my position on your magazine. It's become my favorite thing to "read" on Sundays, from Lydia Hearst's awfulsome column to "Block Watch" to the fashion spread you did this week on how to dress appropriately for the neighborhood… »11/19/07 3:30pm11/19/07 3:30pm

Presidential Campaign Continues Ruining Our Law & Order Reruns

Fred Thompson has raised nearly $13 million in campaign contributions, 350 of which came from his fellow actors and actresses, reports the weekend's PARADE magazine in one of the more uplifting things we have read about the political involvement of Hollywood in politics. Think he should put out a feeler to his onetime »11/19/07 11:00am11/19/07 11:00am

Mandie Erickson In 'Page Six Magazine': The Female Dog Gets Her Day

Imagine our absolute delight when we saw that this week's Page Six Magazine had a big, juicy profile on our favorite evil "mentor" Mandie Erickson from The Fashionista Diaries. Oh, and it's a good one, too! The headline asks, "Is This the Most Hated Woman in New York?" Well, judging by the piece, writer Maureen… »11/12/07 12:00pm11/12/07 12:00pm

Dear Page Six Mag, If At First You Don't Succeed... Don't Invite Back Jennifer Esposito?

Dear Page Six Magazine,
Decent issue this week! I know, I always say that, only to go off some tangent involving me shitting all over something because I can't help myself it's what I do, but before I get to that I'd like to point out the serendipity of your feature, "Congrats! You're Out Of A Job!" by Helen… »10/30/07 8:30pm10/30/07 8:30pm

Even 95-Pound Women Have Fat Parts They Want Lipo'ed. Like Toes!

Dear Readers: yesterday I failed you. I critiqued Page Six Magazine without so much as reading the cover-touted "Size Zero Sucks: The New Liposuction For Skinny Women." I didn't read it because I was pretty sure I'd read about this new rash of 95-pound women getting express-line liposuction in the the past six months… »10/16/07 1:00pm10/16/07 1:00pm

Dear 'Page Six Magazine', You're Probably Wondering Who Died And Made Me Ombudsbitch

Dear Page Six Magazine Editor In Chief Margi Conklin,
In Jezebel's short life I've already seen a few women's magazines die, even more when you count the ones with fatwas. But yours is the first women's magazine to be born into this trying time, and I have to be honest with you when it sucks, even though I wrote a… »10/01/07 1:00pm10/01/07 1:00pm