Euan Rellie is the husband of Lucy Sykes. Now, I realize, half of you are probably going to be all "You didn't know that?" and the other half are going to be all "Who is Lucy Sykes?" and the fact is, I'm right in the middle, on the fence. Anyway, this brings me to Euan's confusing "column" in this week's Page Six

Hey, Paulina!

"My first thought was, 'She's crazy.' She was absolutely out of her gourd to call me. I had to ask twice if she had the wrong number. I asked her if she knows I openly hate the modeling industry...Excuse me while I stuff myself...I have bitten the hand that feeds me more than once. Did they want that on the show?"…

We knew there was a reason Page Six Magazine gave model-heiress-workaholic Lydia Hearst (pictured here modeling her tattoo with Cisco Adler) a biweekly column: so she could give us her unvarnished views on the presidential campaign. Click the pic for the whole thought-provoking scan!

This woman tried to sell her eggs for coke! That's the ever-sober Page Six Magazine for you. Felicia Sullivan learned cokeheads who want to sell their ova don't tend to have adequate medical histories. Oh, so twentysomething women desperate enough to sell their eggs for six or seven grand are expected to know their