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    "Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"

    Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death

    Owen Al Fresco

    Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"

    Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something

    Owen Wilson: Paddle Wheee-l

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/14/09

    In reply to Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
    This has been out for a while in the UK. My kids saw it on Halloween, I would have liked to see it too but stayed in for the trick-or-treaters. Their review was that it indeed was "FANTASTIC". I'll look forward to seeing it once it comes out on dvd! #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    In reply to "Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
    It's my #1 favorite movie of all time. It's like every single line in that movie is perfectly quotable and applicable as a joke. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    @cand86: I FINALLY made my friend watch it the other day (how do you get to be 20 and not see this movie?) and she said some parts were funny but she didn't really get it.

    When I talk to her, I swear, I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    In reply to "Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
    I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    In reply to "Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
    Ha! That movie was on tonight. I belatedly discovered Alexander Skarsgard was in it. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    In reply to "Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
    So ladies and gents which one would you do, Ben or Owen? #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: YES.

    Though to really consider the question, it would be necessary to know if we were talking about Meet the Parents Ben or Zoolander Ben. And is it Darjeeling Limited Owen or Hansel Owen? You see what I mean. That question gets deep fast, my friend. A lot of nuance. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Hmmm I'm no bully I'll let you decide. Though a Zoolander threesome sounds like so much fun. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Owen. I loves me some Butterscotch Stallion. #benstiller
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: There was a point in the soil room last night .... ;)

    ETA: Earth room? I can't remember! Must watch tonight!!
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
    It was the first book I ever read by myself so it'll always have a special place in my heart. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: It was mine too! I think I've read it 40 times. I'm very excited to see this. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @andyburn: Ohh I so must reread it. I read Matilda and the BFG recently and enjoyed both tremendously. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Those are my other two favorite Roald Dahl books. I was Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda for Halloween when I was 8, so goofy. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: I just read The BFG for the first time, and the part about having different kinds of dreams for girls and boys pissed me off. Insidious sexism!

    Matilda was my favourite book as a kid. I've been meaning to read it again. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    11/13/09

    @MalinaMango: Oh no, I so missed that. I leave my critical analysis at the door when it comes to Dahl. I've taught Children's lit and ruined my students' beloved childhood tales, so I refuse to do it to myself. #fantasticmrfoxreviews
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I wonder is Anna Paquin's home will be light tight? True Moyer isn't actually a vampire, but it can't be fun maintaining that color in Southern California. Plus that way he won't have to leave her at dawn!
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Oprah—No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s bad enough that the West Side Highway is a bloody clusterfuck for the Pride parade! YOU DON’T GET TO SHUT DOWN MY CITY FOR YOUR STUPID MAGAZINE!

    Diablo Cody—Everything you say sounds terrible. (I know, I know, pass the haterade, apparently...)
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I really can't get any satisfaction over Ryan's death. Two young people's lives are over and their loved one's lives will never be the same.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I love me some True Blood (am eagerly awaiting the recap - hurry!) and so I'm delighted by Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer's househunting. But thanks to jezebel, I cannot imagine Mr Moyer without two thoughts and several lolz.
    1) Bill looks like a powdered doughnut on TB
    2) This Snap Judgement, [jezebel.com] which yielded LAMonkeygirl's awesome comment, "This pahkin' meetah is MINE."
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    So being a party planner isn’t a suitable job for a future Queen of England in the shape of Kate Middleton? Queen Elizabeth I of England famously said in 1566 "I thank God I am endowed with such qualities that if I were turned out of the Realm in my petticoat I would prosper anywhere.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Pfft. I used to have a $7 superhouse. It was made out of a refrigerator box and it could fly. (It also had space to draw on inner and outer walls with my 64 box of Crayolas.) Take that, Paltrow and Martin.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I am happy for Milla Jovovich. No, really. I'll just be over in the corner weeping...
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Wouldn't that be a kick if Joe Lieberman was taken out by Alec Baldwin?
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    08/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: to hell with it being a kick, I'm offering Baldwin my services as head campaign volunteer/organizer/whatever he needs. Lieberman needs to go... ten years ago.
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    08/24/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: J. Lie is a primary target in my Cupcakes for Defeat campaign. I will personally bake cupcakes for everyone who promises to vote against J. Lie, Michelle Bachmann, John McCain, etc.
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    08/24/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'll give you my address :)
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    08/24/09

    @MissFiFi: It's working already!
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Let the Ryan Jenkins saga be a cautionary tale for all reality shoes: CHECK BACKGROUNDS THOROUGHLY!
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    08/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: hee hee hee "reality shoes" hee hee hee
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    08/24/09

    @dreamweave: I was going to fix it, but it reads like a missive from Ed Sullivan.
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