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Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session
- Jude Law and Kimberley Stewart: Seen drinking champagne and snogging each other in Cannes. He's a 35-year-old father of four; she's a 28-year-old party girl who used to date Cisco Adler (She got a tattoo reading "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Cisco," which, after their breakup, she changed to "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco.") Also, when she had her implants removed, she sent them to Jack Osbourne, who hung them on his wall. [Mirror]
- Oh, gross, there are pictures of Jude and Kim making out. Blech. [The Sun]
- Did Shania Twain split with her husband Mutt Lange because he was having an affair with the secretary? [People]
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued over that fur coat she "borrowed." You know, the one LL picked up at a club and left wearing, even though it wasn't hers? The real owner saw pictures of LL wearing the coat in a magazine. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," 22-year-old Masha Markova says. Later the coat mysteriously returned to the club. [People]
- Also: Lindsay has always told people she wouldn't be on her mom's reality show. So why is Dina Lohan saying: "I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes." [MSNBC]
- Ali Lohan's been targeted by Mean Girls! She says: "A couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life!" [People]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had dinner with Clint Eastwood, Brett Ratner and Mick Jagger on the Côte d'Azur last night; what did you do? [People]
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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together. No, you are not tripping on shrooms, this is real. Jesus saves, you guys. • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Dunzo. For good this time? • People magazine is shelling out over a million dollars for Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz wedding pictures. That kind of dough buys a lot of flat irons. • Howard Stern's fiancée says they are not tying the knot this weekend, despite rumors to the contrary. • Ooh, the poster for The X-Files movie is cool! • Shania Twain and husband Mutt Langeare separating after 14 years of marriage, sob. Man, I feel like a-cryin'. [ET, People, TMZ, Us, ONTD, People]
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Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]
- John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent another weekend together in Miami, eating salads poolside and making out. [People]
- Jenna Bush got married. [People]
- Dennis Farina was arrested at LAX for carrying a loaded, unregistered, .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol in his briefcase. Farina is a former cop but, uh, you can't bring a gun on a plane. [Reuters]
- Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy. When she's old enough. This is what happens. Don't you feel like weeping? [The Sun]
- Lindsay Lohan: Seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after a fight with girlfriend Sam Ronson, awwww. [Page Six]
- But LL was all smiles when she worked the crowd at the Wango Tango concert and introduced Snoop Dogg. When I say Wango you say Tango! [TMZ]
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Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?
- Nelson Mandela personally called Amy Winehouse and asked her to sing at his birthday party on June 27! The former president of South Africa phoned her! Bono, Elton John and Annie Lennox are expected to perform as well. This UK paper says,"Let's hope [Amy] bee-hives herself!" Yuk, yuk. [Mirror]
- Meanwhile: Does Blake Incarcerated have a secret mistress? Is he plotting with the "mystery blonde" to run away with her — and a chunk of Amy's £10 million fortune? [The Sun]
- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are due in court today for a progress review. A completely uninformed opinion? She's doing better. [People]
- Owen Wilson allegedly picked up some chick (not Kate Hudson) and invited her back to is boat and propositioned her to join him in a threesome with Vince Vaughn. There was a time that a Butterscotch Stallion/Money Baby sandwich would have been soooo hot, and that time was 2001. [Perez Hilton]
- Britney's back at work on How I Met Your Mother. She looks cute dressed to match Neil Patrick Harris! [TMZ]
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Miley Cyrus: Fifteen & Topless in Vanity Fair
- The new issue of Vanity Fair isn't out yet, but Miley Cyrus is already warning fans that she's mortified of the semi-topless pictures of herself inside. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," she says. A starlet's first shameful shoot is a tale as old as time and a rite of passage, no? [Us Magazine]
- The Disney Channel, which airs Miley's hit show, Hannah Montana, says: "Unfortunately... A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." [People]
- Ooooh here's a shot. Provocative? It's Annie Leibovitz, of course. She's really been controversial lately. [E!]
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did attend the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday night. They sat at Fortune magazine's table. Other tidbits from that night: Colin Firth couldn't get into the Bloomberg party; Kal Penn (aka Kumar of Harold & Kumar) hung with Salman Rushie and claims he doesn't actually smoke weed; Pete Wentz shouted, "I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!" before he started DJing. Stay classy, D.C.! [Page Six]
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Were Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson "canoodling" again in Miami this weekend? That indistinct blur to your left allegedly shows the pair dry humping near the beach. • Jessica Simpson and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were licking cake off each others' faces at his birthday party Saturday night in Dallas. Y'all, that's gross. • Kim Kardashian bought her family and boyfriend bowling balls for Christmas: "[Boyfriend] Reggie's is a clear ball with a skull, [little brother] Rob's is an eye ball, [Rob's girlfriend Adrienne Bailon] got a cheetah ball (get it?), [sister] Kourtney got a black-and-white striped ball, [Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick]'s is a dollar bill ball, [sister] Khloe received a leopard ball, and I gave myself a pink one, of course!" Kim wrote on her blog. [A Socialite's Life, Us, Just Jared]
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Lindsay Lohan: Latest Sex Tape Star?
- "Young women should be very, very careful about not letting nude photographs of themselves leave their hands - as Kristin Davis and Audrina Partridge both learned this week." — Page Six, also known as your dad. [Page Six]
- But OMG. Is there a Lindsay Lohan sex video???? From Calum Best's cell phone? In which she is giving a bee jay? [The Sun]
- Have you heard? Jennifer Lopez had twins. She, Max and Emme are on the new cover of People. Apparently Jen claims she wasn't on fertility treatments. (???) [People]
- Of course, to get the photos, People had to shell out the big bucks and jump through hoops. Plus, they could not call Jennifer "J. Lo." But you can! [MSNBC]
- Nicole Kidman was seen spending time with Connor and Isabella. Remember them? Her kids? [MSNBC]
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Will Heath Ledger Win A Posthumous Oscar?
- Will Heath Ledger earn an Academy Award for his role as the Joker in The Dark Knight? That's the buzz coming out of his native Australia. [News.com.au]
- Pete Doherty setting young heroin addicts straight on a new TV show? With music-based therapy sessions? Verdict: Maybeshambles. [Sydney Morning Herald]
- Amy Winehouse took a cab home but couldn't pay for it. Anybody got a tenner? [TMZ]
- George Clooney is putting pressure on Olympic supplier Omega watches to make a stand against China's lax Darfur policy. This gossip column calls it the Sexiest Scolding Alive. [Rush & Molloy]
Death & Cellulite
When it comes to best-selling covers, the weeklies win with fatalities and flesh, reports the New York Post. Aside from special issues, like "Sexiest Man Alive," People magazine's best-selling issue in 2007 dealt with the apparent suicide attempt of Owen Wilson. So far, their best selling issue of 2008 was the memoriam to Heath Ledger. Star's best-seller? "Best and Worst Beach Bodies." (Meanwhile, over at Us, editor Janice Min is "breaking news" with revelations about Hilary Clinton's wardrobe and Barack Obama's love of hot sauce, The New Yorker points out.) What does it mean that the American public craves information about corpses and corpulence? [New York Post, The New Yorker]
When it comes to best-selling covers, the weeklies win with fatalities and flesh, reports the New York Post. Aside from special issues, like "Sexiest Man Alive," People magazine's best-selling issue in 2007 dealt with the apparent suicide attempt of Owen Wilson. So far, their best selling issue of 2008 was the memoriam to Heath Ledger. Star's best-seller? "Best and Worst Beach Bodies." (Meanwhile, over at Us, editor Janice Min is "breaking news" with revelations about Hilary Clinton's wardrobe and Barack Obama's love of hot sauce, The New Yorker points out.) What does it mean that the American public craves information about corpses and corpulence? [New York Post, The New Yorker]
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Knocked Up Nicole Kidman Psyched To Gain Weight
- Nicole Kidman's pregnancy has made her "voluptuous" and she is so happy. "I can't ask for anything more except big boobs. I've wanted Marilyn Monroe curves all my life." [Rush & Molloy]
- More on Angelina Jolie's op-ed piece for The Washington Post: She urges the US to help Iraqi refugees displace by the war. "What we cannot afford, in my view, is to squander the progress that has been made. In fact, we should step up our financial and material assistance." [People, WaPo]
- HX magazine asked: "If a 'Janet' drag queen had to battle a 'Madonna' drag queen, what advice would you give the 'Janet' queen? Janet Jackson replied: "Kick the bitch's ass!" [Perez Hilton]
- This was in Midweek Madness, but Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together. "Inside Kate & Owen's Hookup" is kind of a gross title for a gossip item. Depending on what your definition of "hookup" is. But like, vadge cam? Is that what we're talking about? [People]
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: "It's getting pretty serious." [Page Six]
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Hulk Hogan: Hooking Up With Brooke's Buddy?
- Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]
- Nicole Richie's baby! On the cover of People! Cute! [People]
- Someone styled & shot Lindsay Lohan to look like a tired tranny hooker on the cover of Paper magazine. [The.Life Files]
- March 17: The date a judge will tell Sir Paul McCartney how many millions he has to give to ex Heather Mills. Mark your calendars! [Mirror]
- Is Amy Winehouse back on drugs? Friends say she feels rehab is turning her into "some sort of zombie with no emotion." She apparently says she feels "numb" and recently held a lighter over her hand and purposely burned her skin. Fuck. [The Sun]
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Good Christ. Lindsay Lohan's little sis, Ali, is apparently desperate to be famous. The 14-year-old told Teen Vogue about her incipient fame: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening." Because the fame thing has worked out so well for her sister! • Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back together? The two were seen leaving Kate's Los Angeles home on Saturday morning. Curious. • Though Rihanna and Chris Brown have remained mum about their relationship, the pair was spotted romping in a pool at a resort in Kingston, Jamaica. Jealous! [Perez, AHN, Page Six]
Good Christ. Lindsay Lohan's little sis, Ali, is apparently desperate to be famous. The 14-year-old told Teen Vogue about her incipient fame: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening." Because the fame thing has worked out so well for her sister! • Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back together? The two were seen leaving Kate's Los Angeles home on Saturday morning. Curious. • Though Rihanna and Chris Brown have remained mum about their relationship, the pair was spotted romping in a pool at a resort in Kingston, Jamaica. Jealous! [Perez, AHN, Page Six]
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Us Editor Claims Women Want Covers That Exploit Female Celebs
As reported earlier, while the media squashed a druggy video of Heath Ledger "out of respect for the family," a clip of Amy Winehouse smoking crack was widely distributed. And according to the New York Times, when Owen Wilson was hospitalized in August, he appeared on the cover of Us Weekly once; Britney Spears went to the psychiatric ward and has been on the cover six times in the same amount of time. "Without a doubt, women get rougher treatment, less sensitive treatment, more outrageous treatment," says publicist Ken Sunshine, who reps celebs like Ben Affleck and Barbra Streisand. "It's absolutely harder for the women I represent." Janice Min, editor in chief of Us Weekly, says she covers women incessantly because her magazine is read by women. "Almost no female magazines will put a solo male on the cover," she claims. "You just don't. It's cover death." So it's cool to rip a woman's image to shreds as long as you sell issues? More »
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