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The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
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Stephanie Pratt Has Medical Explanation For Spencer's Personality

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Scout
11/19/09

In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
i'm late to the party but WORST. THERAPIST. < should I be using " "?
EVER.
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Jack_Burton
11/18/09

In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
"Surprise baby!"s always work out.

Why would a shrink try to talk anyone out of that?
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hughman
11/18/09

In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
"so what brings you back to therapy?" because therapy is just like getting your roots redone or having your teeth cleaned at those times you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "oh man, i just feel so fucked up today. sad face. i know! i'll go get some therapy!"
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viklane
11/18/09

@hughman: I realize that in this case, it's totally just a narrative format that the show is using to "talk" with Heidi, but is it so bad for someone to occasionally try therapy?
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hughman
11/18/09

@viklane: i'm not knocking therapy at all. my therapist can vouch for that. what i find irking about this scene (among so many other things) is the flippancy with which it's used by heidi to try and quick fix some "problem" she's concocted.
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viklane
11/19/09

@hughman: Fair enough -- I didn't mean to make it sound as if you were suggesting therapy was for the birds, I thought you were saying occasional therapy was pointless. But more than anything else, I think it's just meant to be an exposition tool because Heidi has no friends to "chat" with.

#tips
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hughman
11/19/09

@viklane: yes, i think we can both agree that in this case it's not really therapy at all but a faux tool used for narrative. god knows this show could use some.

#tips
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mfnher
11/18/09

In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
Jayde is one of those people where it's impossible to tell her age. How old is she? Why does she look like a 40 year old MILF? It's like Brody is trying to date his mother.
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honeydeeew
11/18/09

@mfnher: I think Jayde's eyebrows are too far apart, giving her a face-lift look.
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sequined
11/18/09

@honeydeeew: Eyebrows are the curtains to the windows of the soul, and hers need rehanging.
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Tchotchke
11/18/09

@mfnher: She looks like she is made of wax. I shudder thinking about how she is going to age in 25 years when she has already had so much (obvious) plastic surgery.
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midwesternmom
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
OK, I am pitching a TV show right now.
"I'm Spencer's Sperm Cell's Get Me Out of Him!"
We get together the whole cast--Janice, Mrs. Blago, that Baldwin brother that noone likes, and the rest, and let them perform challenges to earn the right to snip Spencer with the tool of his choice.
I have $50 on Spencer's sister to win. She had to deal with him for years, and only she can fully understand the monsters he can sire. #thehillsvasectomy
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boxspelunker
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
Argh! I really want to be sterilized. I am finally, after three years, going to get an appointment to try to talk to a surgeon. I've jumped through all the requisite hoops, I know my shit inside and out, and I know what I'm doing.

This assclown can just waltz in and try to secure an appointment short of a therapist, a primary care doctor, and the male equivalent of a gynecologist?

FUCK YOU SPENCER.

My choices are questioned every goddamn step of the way, with people who think their special insight will change my mind.

"But what if you want kids later?" (usually followed with some smug truism about children)

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. I wanted to be sterilized and NEVER ONCE thought of what if I'm wrong! Thanks, stranger in the waiting room! I'm sure you know much more about my life and circumstances than I do!

That is just so frustrating. I'm having all sorts of problems and he isn't, so I'm all angry about it. :( How can you go in to demand a medical procedure without knowing what the hell it is? It's permanent, doucheface, and yes, it involves cutting and cauterizing! What the hell did you think it was doing? #thehillsvasectomy
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BeckyIva
11/11/09

@boxspelunker: Well see, what you should have done was just call your OB/GYN in advance and ask for permission to come in with the film crew for your MTV reality show. Ask them to free up some time in the office so that your light crew can light the place, make sure no one else will be in the lobby, and make sure it's ok if you just fax over some release forms for anyone you may encounter while you're there. And there you have it! Wham, bam, tubal ligation, ma'am! #thehillsvasectomy
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BeckyIva
11/11/09

@boxspelunker: Oh, and I should mention, they will probably process your request even more quickly if you give the doctor the opportunity to pimp a big-pharma sponsored product, such as Mirena(TM) IUDs or Essure(TM) tubal implants. #thehillsvasectomy
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boxspelunker
11/11/09

@BeckyIva: Aha! Why didn't I think of that? CLEARLY, I am barking up the wrong tree! Now, to get a reality show...

Oh yeah, I've had lots of suggestions for the Essure implants, but I am just NOT OKAY with putting shit inside my body and leaving it there - another one of the reasons I don't want an IUD. It will be cut-and-cauterize or nothing, because little metal coils freak me the fuck out, and it's my body, so I will decide if I want shit floating about in there! :D #thehillsvasectomy
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missheidilynn
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
1) I would never date a guy who called me "kiddo"
2) Who wears a leather jacket with no shirt underneath? At least put on v-neck under that shit!!!
3) I could probably just watch the "next time on" and be satisfied
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morninggloria
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
Spencer Pratt is a svelte Glenn Beck.

Justin Bobby is the poor man's Uncle Jesse.

If I believed in hell, I think that it would be a lot like that club that they went to. Except you can never leave. You have to dance, dance, dance! with douchebags forever and witness assholes get in arguments with assholes they used to date. #thehillsvasectomy
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o-line
11/11/09

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Dang it, JustinBobby. #thehillsvasectomy
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Tchotchke
11/11/09

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Jayde scares the bejesus out of me because she reminds me of one of my classmates from high school. Said girl was prone to flying off the handle, starting fights and actually beat the crap out of her older brother's girlfriend on one occasion. A few years later, it was made public that she had a fairly serious cocaine habit. #thehillsvasectomy
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
This show is nothing short of infuriating. Why, then, do I watch it every week? Um. I don't know. Anyway! JustinBobby was particularly maddening last night. That one little strand of hair hanging just so over his forehead, the fact that he has the worlds weakest game EVER, the fact that he keeps messing with Audrina*...I wanted to slap him so bad. Even moreso than usual.

*I think he does it just to entertain himself. And since Audrina doesn't come across as very...um..emotionally intelligent...makes it all the more cruel. I feel bad for her, even though I also want to yell at her for being a dummy and still taking his calls and falling for his carefully nonchalant bs.

And for the record, I find Charlie hilarious. Not sure why but I think he's a perfect foil for our good buddy "Spender". #thehillsvasectomy
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bananaballs
11/11/09

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Yeah, I don't feel so bad for Audrina. Maybe the first 6,000 times he did this to her, but after the 6,001st time, not so much. #thehillsvasectomy
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WashingMyHair
11/11/09

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Spender, yes! I love that that little boy called him that. #thehillsvasectomy
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annebreal
11/11/09

In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
I love how the Hills managed to shut down a urologist's office - nobody in the waiting room, probably had to take plenty of time to get that scene in with the doctor - and didn't even bother faking like you have to do anything more for a doctor than say hey I'm here and hey I'm leaving now. What self-respecting physician (and receptionist) puts up with that bullshit? Just to be on the Hills? #thehillsvasectomy
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thecameralovesyou
11/11/09

@annebreal: The receptionist looked unhappy about the whole thing. But then again, maybe she just hates Spencer. #thehillsvasectomy
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The Queen of No
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
JustinBobby does this thing where he says something really amazing and intense to you and you're hooked, then he says something awful and you're devastated. Then he does it again. And again. It turns into like a drug addiction. No, I swear I'm not speaking from experience. #thehillspuppies
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SharonTaint
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
How is that Jen Bunney?? You can't just switch out Jens and expect the audience not to realize!

This is some Darrin on Bewitched style antics! #thehillspuppies
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PaigeTurner
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
honestly, i feel like every conversation on the hills begins with "honestly, i feel like". #thehillspuppies
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