Introducing Pheasant (Pheasident?) Donald Trump!

Meet the bird world’s answer to a part-time Bozo the Clown impersonator, part-time bombast with a penchant for saliva. Introducing: pheasant (Pheasident?) Donald Trump!

Introducing Pheasant (Pheasident?) Donald Trump!

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