Science Explains Ouija Boards, Retroactively Ruins 1,000 Sleepovers

Ugh, it looks like the ouija board has become the newest victim of science's ceaseless vendetta against my childhood ambition of growing up to be a very successful witch. It seems that science won't be satiated until it has me drinking a bitter potion made of tears shed whilst watching the Long Island Medium, which… » 7/30/13 3:00pm 7/30/13 3:00pm