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    Precious Pet Otter

    Four Words

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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    11/19/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    That was the theme song to Jon & Kate? Wow, it's really fucking annoying!

    ps- in all fairness, I've never actually watched that show, except as gag reels on The Soup.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/19/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    He's gonna eat your entrails on his tummy.
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    Image of gretchasketch gretchasketch
    11/19/09

    @Ms Meghan: Ahhh! Hearted! but seriously why would people need tables when they have perfectly good tummies?
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/19/09

    @gretchasketch: I just don't know. And hearted back. :)
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/18/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    where the hell does a person get a pet otter? why isn't this baby with its fellow otters in some water? are they even legal as pets? this otter needs to be in its natural habitat!

    animal rights activist anger aside, this otter is fucking adorable, and I want to play with it right meow.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    Oh hai, I r drivin. I haz permit.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/18/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    I'm Brian Fellows, and that otter has devil eyes.
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/18/09

    @jigglyball: I was about to say, that otter has crazy eyes. You can't trust anyone with eyes like that.
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    Image of alotlikelo alotlikelo
    11/18/09

    @jigglyball: He stole my credit card!
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    Image of anteup anteup
    11/18/09

    @jigglyball: Ffff. I just snorted.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/18/09

    @alotlikelo: Hearted for that!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/19/09

    @Kitten is an 80s rocker: Aww, you can see the whites of his eyes because he is OMGEXCITED about the toy! Kittens are the same way!
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/18/09

    In reply to Precious Pet Otter
    This may sound strange, but this otter actually reminds me a lot of my puppy's mannerisms and appearance.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/18/09

    @Tchotchke: Totally looks like a dachshund.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    Oh I had to stop watching. His little hands were so cute I was getting overwhelmed. Plus I saw that video of the otters sleeping in the water and they were holding hands and I died a little. They are just so goddamned adorable.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    Shouldn't the Otter just have a giant brandy snifter to collect the pellets in?
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    Image of kontrolle kontrolle
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    Can I get someone to pass me treats for typing on my keyboard?
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/19/09

    @kontrolle: I'm still waiting for my can of Tab.
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    Image of BritneyCanadaWhore BritneyCanadaWhore
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    That was better than Ellen Page and Maeby's version.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    Whatever, he has way more rhythm than I do.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    Call me when a saltwater taffy plays guitar.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    That's because otters are supposed to play the wash-board bass!!!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    He otter be fowl, he's an animal and keyboards are a bear to play!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/19/09

    In reply to Four Words
    First Keyboard Cat and now an otter? Are no other instruments available to animals?! Clearly, we need to put more funding into their music programs.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/19/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: My goldfish plays the theremin.
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