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    Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Umm... Maybe I hallucinated this, but hasn't Anniston said that the 3 of them "spend the weekend together" on occasion?


    OMG THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!

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    Image of Scout Scout
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    what would have been awesomeness is if jolie - pitt - mayer and anniston go together - linked arms and posed for the camera, at the last minute each lifting their free arm and flipping the fucking bird to everyone


    but none of them are THAT amusing

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    I love Sara, but to my mind the most amazing thing about that piece was the actual clips from the tab shows: "the TIMELINE happened this..."? TIMELINE? Fucking REALLY, ET? REALLY? I generally think of timelines as revealing how the dinosaurs became extinct or how we got into Iraq, not how two actresses DIDN'T EVEN MEET AT AN EVENT ACTORS ATTEND.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    02/27/09

    @Hamsterpants: Up next on E! The tragic timeline of Bunson's journey from Taco Bell to the Ladies' Room! Watch the drama and saga unfold at 8/7 central!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    That was pure awesome. And I loved the phrase "Sassy Montage".
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    Image of hfree hfree
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    The funny thing about the cut to Angeline was that it was after a joke about "Kung Foo Panda"'s chances of winning the animated film Oscar. She voiced a character in that movie, so it was not completely inappropriate to cut to her. What made it inappropriate was when the guys in the booth admitted that it was a ploy to add a log to the dying Jolie/Aniston feud fire. Just stupid.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    This will only be resolved when Jen and Angelina run off together to make sweet lesbian love.


    Bring it on, chicas!

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/27/09

    @PaintedTrollop: To me that seems like the ideal solution. They could keep Brad on as a manny for the kids!
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    02/27/09

    @Glitterbug:


    Win - Win!

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    I wish they'd just cut to the chase already. If this were a novel, I'd already have moved on to the next one in my giant unread pile.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/27/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: If this were a novel, I would use it for burning material in my fireplace.


    It would definitely keep me nice and toasty.

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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    02/27/09

    @Shamrockette: Sarah Haskins did make me glad I don't watch E! ever. Wow. I had no idea it was all being reported like something was actually going to happen. I get nearly all my celebrity news from Jez.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    02/27/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: unless you're reading War and Peace.
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    Image of MissMaple MissMaple
    02/27/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Except that if there is a next scene, it is totally going to be Angie and Brad's break up, something like "ANGIE'S COMEUPPANCE IS JEN'S REVENGE!" and I don't particularly want to be witness to that ugliness either.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    02/27/09

    @MissMaple: I keep hoping the next scene is that they're all abducted by aliens. Hopefully to a land without mass media.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    As if I couldn't love her enough, she pulled a Lucille: "Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It jut makes me want to set myself on fire."
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of theruraljuror theruraljuror
    02/27/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is stimulatin' ur package: haha i caught that too. sigh, oh sarah, i lurve you even more.
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    Image of theruraljuror theruraljuror
    02/27/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is stimulatin' ur package: now quick, help me finish this vodka before it goes bad.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    02/27/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is stimulatin' ur package: "Would you look what the homosexuals have done to me?"
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    Image of R-V R-V
    02/27/09

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is stimulatin' ur package: Who is this Lucille of whom you speak? Please enlighten me!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    02/27/09

    @R-V: More than you'll never need to know:


    [orliknight09.livejournal.com]

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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE is my new catch phrase for underwhelming moments. Now, I just have to wait...
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Grassy knoll... now that's comedy gold...
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Sarah, I just paused Mamma Mia for you. This is how much I love you.


    *sips some more wine while giggling about colliding hands*

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/27/09

    @haguenite: Some collision... More like ships passing in the night.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/27/09

    @NefariousNewt: Hey, that's not a line from Mamma Mia! That's from Aida!
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    Image of Jezebabe Jezebabe
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Am I the one who finds these Sarah Haskin Current TV bits completely humorless and amateurish? They really look bad, and are not particularly witty or insightful. They are cringe-worthy in their badness. I understand the sentiment behind this one, but it looks like a public access show produced by a high school student. I don't get it. I hope I'm not being too hater-ish, but does anyone really "get" this? Or like it?
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: Tastes like hater-ish to me.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: I'm pretty sure this is blasphemy on this site. :)


    I think she's hilarious, and the low production values just add to it, in my opinion.

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: Smells like hater-ish to me.
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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    02/27/09

    @Khrushchev:


    [sips, smacks lips]


    Yup, definitely Haterade.

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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: I'm on Team Sarah for this one.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/27/09

    @BeckySharper: It's a new flavour. Green (Eyed Monster).
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: You know, you don't have to like it. But being more respectful of other peoples' feelings about this segment would do you a lot of good and keep your ass intact.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: Helpful life hint: Nobody makes you watch. Just don't click.
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    DangerMouse was starred DangerMouse was unstarred
    Image of jollydolly jollydolly
    02/27/09

    @Shamrockette: I think Jezababe needs her melon examined for not finding Sarah Haskins funny - but she wasn't being disrespectful in her post, as I read it. She's stating her (crazy!) opinion and it's pretty clear that she's in the minority and has no doubt got that message by now. This is not a sensitive topic by any stretch of the imagination, is it, so I think she can say what she said without being considered disrespectful.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/27/09

    @Jezebabe: No, you are not the only one who doesn't get or like it. But there is only a few of you and SHUN!!1 SHUN!!!!!! SHUN THE UNBELIEVERS!!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02/27/09

    @jollydolly: Agree.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    It was such a momentous event, that even Bill O'Reilly had a take on it (My wife watched him -- don't ask me why).
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    Image of gangey gangey
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Johnifer? Seriously?


    Sarah Haskins is so rad.

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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    02/27/09

    In reply to Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
    Actually, my heart skips just a bit each time I remember that moment--Jennifer, willful but deeply wounded, onstage trying to make the most of the moment; Angelina, dangerous and seductive, in her seat smiling primly for the sake of the camera at her feet; Jack Black, hairy and glorious, unaware of the complex web in which he is woven.
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    02/27/09

    @Khrushchev: Could I hire you to narrate my life?
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    02/27/09

    @Khrushchev: This is poetry. Sheer poetry...
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    02/27/09

    @Khrushchev: Jack Black, Angelina's COSTAR in KungFu Panda. Wheels within wheels people.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    02/27/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: And in the center of this blazing core, a manchild known as Pitt--mustachioed and betuxedoed, he squints at his lady love on the stage and a whisper, a mere whisper seems to emanate from his lined face--"I will always love you, Rachel Green."
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    02/27/09

    @Khrushchev: (tears stream down face)
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