Out Of The Mouths Of Boys: What Dudes Say While Forced To Watch The OscarsJessica Coen3/08/10 10:20am161EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkWatching the Oscars with an uninterested male is a special thing. Whether he simply cannot comprehend what he's watching — or just refuses to figure it out — the endgame is always the same: a soundtrack of inanity.